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Charlie Brooker

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He could probably make you a cloud sandwich if you asked. Or a blancmange made of numbers.
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On Heston Blumenthal.
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"Screen Burn". The Guardian. 20 October 2007. Retrieved on 2007-11-02. 

 
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