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Mel Brooks


American actor, director, and screenwriter.
Mel Brooks
Igor (limping off): Walk this way and Dr. Frankensteinlimps off after him.
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Impoverished Paris Street Merchant (Jack Carter): Rats, rats for sale. Get your rats. Good for rat stew, rat soup, or the ever-popular ratatouille.
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Max Bialystock: How could this happen? I was so careful. I picked the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did I go right?




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As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.
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King Richard: From this day forward, all toilets in this kingdom shall be known as...'Johns'!
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Dr. Frankenstein:: Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags?
Igor:: [doing a Groucho Marx] Certainly, you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban.
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Lonestar: That's all we needed, a Druish Princess!
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After I eat asparagus...
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Excuse me, is this England?
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Dark Helmet : So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
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You know Cuneiform? You know Sanskrit? It's neither of those.




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Sheriff Bart: Excuse me while I whip this out.
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Railway Worker: You shifty nigger! They said you was hung!
Sheriff Bart : And they was right!
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President Skroob: What the hell, it works on Star Trek!
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If they [presidents] can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.
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Townspeople: A black sheriff?
Blinkin: He's Black?!
Ahchoo: Why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles.
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Igor: My grandfather used to work for your grandfather. Of course the rates have gone up.
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Hope for the best. Expect the worst.
Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.
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Will Scarlet Blinkin, fix your boobs, you look like a bleeding Picasso.
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Radar Officer: I've lost the sweeps, the bleeps, and the creeps! [Explains via vocal sound effects]
Dark Helmet [aside to Colonel Sandurz]: That's not all he's lost.


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