I always say, "Don't let your meat loaf."
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Radio From Hell (February 6, 2007)Bill Allred
I'm not even sure he knows who "Meat Loaf" is. He definitely would become the person in the song.
Jim Steinman
I'm not even sure he knows who "Meat Loaf" is. He definitely would become the person in the song.
Meat Loaf
"I can't help it," I said. "My soul knows my meat is doing bad things, and is embarrassed. But my meat just keeps right on doing bad, dumb things."
"You and your what?" he said.
"My soul and my meat," I said.
"They're separate?" he said.
"I sure hope they are," I said. I laughed. "I would hate to be responsible for what my meat does."Kurt Vonnegut
At dinner time, Nasreddin finds no meat on the table. He asks his wife, "What happened to the meat?"
His wife replies, "The cat ate it."
Nasreddin breezes into the kitchen, puts the cat on the scales, and discovers the cat to be weighing three pounds. Nasreddin quizzically questions the result, "If the meat I brought home weighed three pounds, then, where is the cat? And, if this happens to be the cat, then what happened to the meat?"Nasreddin
People are starving all over the world, what do you mean, "red meat will kill you"? Don't eat no red meat? No, don't eat no green meat. If you lucky enough to get your hands on a steak, bite the shit out of it!
Chris Rock
Allred, Bill
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