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Sam Kinison

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Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid. Well, now I'm ready to go to Heaven and be with Jesus, and...hey? Hey, what's this? Oh, God it feels like a man's DICK IN MY ASS! Oh, GOD!!! I'M DEAD!!! Oh, you mean life keeps on f**king you even after you're dead? Oh, it never ends! OH! OHHH!!!
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from "Parties With the Dead," Have You Seen Me Lately?

 
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