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Mort Sahl


Montreal-born stand-up comedian.
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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.
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I found people looked better when they laughed.
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The bravest thing that men do is love women.




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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
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A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
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Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference. (1987)
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Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning 50 feet off shore, he'd throw you a 30 foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way. (1973)
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People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.
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In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.
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