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David Letterman


American late night talk show host, comedian, television producer, Indy Racing League car owner, and philanthropist.
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David Letterman
What is this, Vassar?!
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Letterman: Did you inhale?
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Now all of us can talk to the NSA — just by dialing any number.




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We're told that they were zealots fueled by religious fervour.. religious fervour and if you live to be a thousand years old will that make any sense to you? Will that make any goddamn sense?
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Nice job… What the hell is U2 supposed to play?
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Nothing, believe me, nothing is more satisfying to me personally than getting a great idea and then beatin' it to death.
David Letterman
How long have you been a black man?
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I think you can use some of those words on TV. But one thing you can't do is throw coffee, I've said it over and over again!
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I may not be smart enough to debate you point-for-point on this, but I have the feeling about 60% of what you say is crap.
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Hey John, I got a question! You need a ride to the airport?
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