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Chris Pontius


American entertainer and daredevil.
Chris Pontius
With a simple shave of the razor Steve-o easily disguises himself in fooling the whale shark in thinking hes a harmless young boy.
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I'm not into beastiality, but that's a good looking animal.
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I guess I don't have any last words. I'm just gonna kill myself once I lose my wiener.




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They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe. I don't know what that means, but I like it.
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For one thing, God didn't invent the circumcision, I did.
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Todays debate: Is it wrong to be strong? You be the judge.
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From my experiments with sexiness, seems like a lot of people are afraid at first, and fear usually equals violence. But eventually I'll win their hearts and instead of fighting they'll want to make love to me.
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I'm gonna be so bummed when they announce my sexually transmitted diseases.
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Wait a minute. I already know my fortune, it's partying!
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You're not even Mexican!
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Water based lube: Friend or Foe?




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My job on this show is to be naked, not kill myself."
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Russian police. Stern, stern but fair
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Baby's cold.
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Latvia gangsters. cool. I want to join them.
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That's not Christian!
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I gotta come to term with my sexuality. I gotta know what I'm all about.
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Hi I'm Bunny the Lifeguard and if any of these alligators try to ruin our swimming, I'm gonna wrestle 'em to the ground and probably have my way with them.
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There's a very good chance we could be riding each other to Russia.
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Fire doesn't burn if you're already dead!"


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