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Amy Poehler


Comedian best known for her work on Saturday Night Live.
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Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice made a surprise trip to Iraq Sunday. Also surprised to be in Iraq on Sunday: thousands of U.S. troops who were supposed to be home by Christmas.
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According to a new survey, 67 percent of teenagers are content or extremely happy most of the time. They're called stoners!
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An orca trainer almost drowned after its orca dragged him down in the tank. He did reveal the locations of three Al-Qaeda hideouts.




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Donald Trump and producer Mark Burnett are reportedly considering creating a Broadway musical based on The Apprentice. The pair came up with the idea when neither one of them could find a match to set fire to a pile of money.
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Surprising news from New York, the whistle-blower had his whistle blown!
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(In reference to the Pamela Anderson/Kid Rock divorce) It was announced this week that these will no longer be bouncing on that.
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In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that...oh, who cares?
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A woman's nether regions should always be shrouded in mystery.
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(On the 2006 US Midterm Elections) This week, in an ironic turn of events, Iraq brought regime change to the United States.
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A chimpanzee in China has quit smoking after 16 years, with the help of her keepers. The chimp was able to quit when the keepers STOPPED BUYING HER CIGARETTES!
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Christian conservatives are claiming that the hit documentary March of the Penguins supports the theory of intelligent design. Meanwhile, backers of evolution claim that intelligent design is refuted in the documentary March of the Bonaduces.




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(Picture of Keith Richards and Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones appear) This week, the California Raisins announced plans for a new world tour.
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