Anonymous
Anonymous is the adjective form of anonymity derived from the Greek word anonymia, meaning "without a name" or "namelessness".
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Friends are like a four leaf clover,hard to find but good to have.
Women can fake orgasms, men can fake the whole relationships.
There is always one more idiot than you counted on.
Trust God, check all others.
I am selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.
The first victim of anger is the angry man.
There is nothing that you can't do, only things that you want to or not.
Life is about everything, but without love it's nothing.
Time files when you don't care about it.
It's not the fall that kills you — it's the sudden stop at the end.
Wise men make proverbs. Fools repeat them.
It's only funny until someone gets hurt... Then it's hilarious.
We will fight them until hell freezes over. Then, we'll fight them on ice. - Dutch Meyer
I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
A proof tells us where to concentrate our doubts.
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you will still be among the stars.
Pessimist's definition of an Optimist: Someone who knows today is so bad, tomorrow has just got to be better.
If at first you don't succeed - give up!