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Mark Twain

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There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
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Figures often beguile me, particularly when I have the arranging of them myself; in which case the remark attributed to Disraeli would often apply with justice and force: "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics".

 
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