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John Cleese

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When you get to my age, and I'm 66 now, you realize that the world is a madhouse and that most people are operating in fantasy anyway. So once you realise that, it doesn't bother you much.
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From Channel 4 documentary The Secret Life of Brian (2007)

 
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