Sparklers are the gay cousins of the fireworks family. I think a flashlight is more dangerous than a sparkler. My friends got M-80s, bottle rockets, ammonium nitrate, manure, a rented van. They're blowing shit up, getting things done. I'm walking around with a sparkler like the Special Olympics torch-boy.
Dave Attell
Women [in bed] are like Diesel engines. What I mean by that is, it may take them a while to get going, but when you do, they can go for a long, long time. Whereas men are like ...bottle rockets. <makes noise of a bottle rocket launching and then exploding> Ooh. Aah. <snores>
Jeff Foxworthy
I don't think I did anything great. Any Chinese or Olympics-loving torchbearer would protect the torch under such circumstances.
Jin Jing
Cézanne made a cylinder out of a bottle. I start from the cylinder to create a special kind of individual object. I make a bottle — a particular bottle — out of a cylinder.
Juan Gris
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