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It is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing Blair is like trying to pin jelly to a wall.
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"The BBC was doing its job - bring back Gilligan", Daily Telegraph, 29 January 2004, p. 21.
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Reaction to the Hutton Report.

 
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