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Bill Allred


Bill Allred is one of the three hosts on Salt Lake City's Radio From Hell show.
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Bill Allred
It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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Growing up with the runs.
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I like cock.




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I like boob-sweat. I have some right now.
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Since my mother shaved her Hitler mustache, we look nothing alike.
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You know who Carrot-Top should be married to in a movie? Gallagher.
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I don't believe the government has a knobby.
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I let the baby drink the butter.
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We used to make condoms out of snow tires.
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My gaydar has gone haywire.
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I think I just got horny.




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Our show curdles milk.
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Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
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I'm talking from my muff.
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If it had been a pain in the ass, you wouldn’t be pregnant now.
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