Money Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Whatever award is given for libel, being cross-examined by you would not make it enough money.
No gentleman ever has any money.
The problem with Christian culture is we think of love as a commodity. We use it like money.
They charged me 15 dollars. That's how much it costs to only have 20 dollars.
I'll risk forty dollars that he can outjump any frog in Calaveras county.
I've gone bankrupt about four times now. Every dollar I earn goes on the show.
One dollar and eighty-seven cents. And the next day would be Christmas.
All I did was cash in on the fact that I'm good-looking and I have a good figure and girls like me.
There is an inverse relationship between imagination and money.
If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
The only way not to think about money is to have a great deal of it.
The art of living easily as to money, is to pitch your scale of living one degree below your means.
The less money lying idle the greater is the dividend.
Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.
There is one common struggle against those who have appropriated the earth, the money, and the machines.
Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it.
[ The love of money and the love of learning rarely meet.]