Happiness Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
"Yes, what the American public wants is a tragedy with a happy ending."
If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess you do have a problem.
Nobody has ever been happy in a job they obtained by first handing in a resumé.
Make thyself perfect; others, happy.
I don't know why people who got what they need to be happy don’t just go ahead and be happy.
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
Most blacks are happy, except those who have had other ideas pushed into their ears.
Happiness is a function of accepting what is.
None think the great unhappy but the great.
Happiness is the most insidious prison of all.
(singing) "Happy Slammiversary, baby! I got you on my..miiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiind!"
I check into hotels under my alias, Mr. Happy.
I have often thought I would have been quite happy as a spider.
Even a spider has the right to a mate.
"What good are all these books to you? You can't eat them! How can they make you happy?"
How short our happy days appear!
How long the sorrowful!
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.
Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.
No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary to our happiness as realities.
Everything but happiness is neurosis.
Hope is itself a species of happiness, and, perhaps, the chief happiness which this world affords.