Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I gave all this to Dennis McCauley, but apparently he was too busy freelancing a boil to report it.
Children love their parents. Eventually they come to judge them. Rarely do they forgive them.
Most apparent conspiracies result from consistent local self-interest with no need for global coordination.
It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.
God is no more intimidated by childish demands for instant gratification than are wise parents.
Both parents’ rights must be in balance so children can grow up with a balance between both parents.
Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.
Certis * * * legibus omnia parent.
Behind the apparent unreason there is reason.
And (Allah made) the kindness to parents as a protectional (shield) to His wrath and displeasure.
Apparently not. Jack Thompson
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune ... to lose both seems like carelessness.
Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.
I hold that the parentheses are by far the most important parts of a non-business letter.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
All my parents gave me was their fumbly hands: I got their hands inside me to this day.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Parents: If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children.