Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
God is no more intimidated by childish demands for instant gratification than are wise parents.
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
Apparently, "conspiracy stuff" is now shorthand for unspeakable truth.
“I wish my parents took good care of their grow-op.”
Our desires are never wholly transparent, even to ourselves.
'Course, that doesn't work when 'a' contains parentheses.
Great families of yesterday we show,
And lords whose parents were the Lord knows who.
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.
Children love their parents. Eventually they come to judge them. Rarely do they forgive them.
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
Both parents’ rights must be in balance so children can grow up with a balance between both parents.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
There is a little of everything, apparently, in nature, and freaks are common.
This is my 48th award this year. Apparently when I reach 50 I can trade them in for a kettle.
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
Belief in God is apparently a psychological artifact of mammalian reproduction.
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
Style should be like window-glass, perfectly transparent, and with very little sash.
I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.
I want my world to be fun. No parents, no rules, no nothing. Like, no one can stop me. No one can stop me.