Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
“I wish my parents took good care of their grow-op.”
Ils sont si transparents qu'ils laissent voir votre âme.
Our children are better served by speaking not of visitation versus custody, but of parent time.
Livingstone apparently is that very odd and increasingly rare creature called a sincere liberal.
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.
I want my world to be fun. No parents, no rules, no nothing. Like, no one can stop me. No one can stop me.
Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
For joy, apparently, it was all Franny could do to hold the phone, even with both hands.
There's no sense that you're there forever. No parent is there forever.
Apparent rari nantes in gurgite vasto.
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
Moonlighting was funny, innovative, genre-busting chaos. Also, apparently, unsustainable. Sigh.
The created World is but a small Parenthesis in Eternity.
This is my 48th award this year. Apparently when I reach 50 I can trade them in for a kettle.
Parents are not interested in justice — they want QUIET!
That which parents should take care of... is to distinguish between the wants of fancy, and those of nature.
Interviewer: How long do your parents usually let you stay up?
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
A parents' dissatisfaction causes poverty and leads to humiliation.