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Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


In the labs, the young make things move, and the older ones follow like parents evolving with their children.
Robert Jordan
When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.
Rachel Trachtenburg
Interviewer: How long do your parents usually let you stay up?




Samuel Beckett
There is a little of everything, apparently, in nature, and freaks are common.
Ali al-Hadi
A parents' dissatisfaction causes poverty and leads to humiliation.
Warren Farrell | Parenting Quotes
Our children are better served by speaking not of visitation versus custody, but of parent time.
Doug Stanhope
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
Arthur C. Clarke
Belief in God is apparently a psychological artifact of mammalian reproduction.
Ogden Nash
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
Theophile Gautier
Ils sont si transparents qu'ils laissent voir votre âme.
Joey Comeau | Parenting Quotes
I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.




George Bernard Shaw
If parents would only realize how they bore their children!
Marcus Manilius
Certis * * * legibus omnia parent.
Oscar Wilde
Children love their parents. Eventually they come to judge them. Rarely do they forgive them.
Warren Farrell
Both parents’ rights must be in balance so children can grow up with a balance between both parents.
Linus Torvalds | Parenting Quotes
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
Jack Thompson
Apparently not. Jack Thompson
Mark Kingwell
Our desires are never wholly transparent, even to ourselves.
Siddharth Katragadda
Being a good human being is very easy: Be a good son, a good husband, a good parent and a good citizen.
Robbie Williams
This is my 48th award this year. Apparently when I reach 50 I can trade them in for a kettle.


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