Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.
Interviewer: How long do your parents usually let you stay up?
Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.
If parents would only realize how they bore their children!
Children love their parents. Eventually they come to judge them. Rarely do they forgive them.
I gave all this to Dennis McCauley, but apparently he was too busy freelancing a boil to report it.
Belief in God is apparently a psychological artifact of mammalian reproduction.
The worst of doing one's duty was that it apparently unfitted one for doing anything else.
I am always amazed how much a certain facility with a special and apparently narrow technique can accomplish.
I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.
Tuer un parent de qui l’on se plaint, c’est quelque chose; mais hériter de lui, c’est l? un plaisir!
Sheer necessity,—the proper parent of an art so nearly allied to invention.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy—the mother.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
For joy, apparently, it was all Franny could do to hold the phone, even with both hands.
Most apparent conspiracies result from consistent local self-interest with no need for global coordination.