Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
A parents' dissatisfaction causes poverty and leads to humiliation.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
Being and appearing grateful is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.
It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
That which parents should take care of... is to distinguish between the wants of fancy, and those of nature.
Style should be like window-glass, perfectly transparent, and with very little sash.
Oh, why will parents always appear at the wrong time? Some extraordinary mistake in nature, I suppose.
All my parents gave me was their fumbly hands: I got their hands inside me to this day.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
We write not only for children but also for their parents. They, too, are serious children.
"Reverence for parents" stands written among the three laws of most revered righteousness.
Our children are better served by speaking not of visitation versus custody, but of parent time.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
For every apparent gain, in short, we now observe a balancing danger. This is the world we have created.
The created World is but a small Parenthesis in Eternity.
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.