Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Great families of yesterday we show,
And lords whose parents were the Lord knows who.
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
We write not only for children but also for their parents. They, too, are serious children.
Belief in God is apparently a psychological artifact of mammalian reproduction.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
Parents: If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children.
That which parents should take care of... is to distinguish between the wants of fancy, and those of nature.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
For every apparent gain, in short, we now observe a balancing danger. This is the world we have created.
“I wish my parents took good care of their grow-op.”
The whims that we're weeping for
Our parents would be beaten for.
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
My parents migrated to Canada in 1876, and I decided to go with them.
Both parents’ rights must be in balance so children can grow up with a balance between both parents.
Livingstone apparently is that very odd and increasingly rare creature called a sincere liberal.
Parents are indeed capable of routinely torturing their children without anyone interceding.
Style should be like window-glass, perfectly transparent, and with very little sash.
I want my world to be fun. No parents, no rules, no nothing. Like, no one can stop me. No one can stop me.
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.