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Elvis Presley | Parenting Quotes
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
John D. Rockefeller
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
Dick Cavett
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.




Edmund Cooper
Behind the apparent unreason there is reason.
Bill Cosby
Parents are not interested in justice — they want QUIET!
Stephen Leacock | Parenting Quotes
My parents migrated to Canada in 1876, and I decided to go with them.
Robert Jordan
When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.
Colette
It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.
Jack Thompson
Apparently not. Jack Thompson
Ogden Nash
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
Jack Thompson | Parenting Quotes
I gave all this to Dennis McCauley, but apparently he was too busy freelancing a boil to report it.




Honore de Balzac
Tuer un parent de qui l’on se plaint, c’est quelque chose; mais hériter de lui, c’est l? un plaisir!
Larry Wall
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
Mignon McLaughlin
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.
Claudette Colbert
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy—the mother.
Robbie Williams | Parenting Quotes
This is my 48th award this year. Apparently when I reach 50 I can trade them in for a kettle.
Clarence Day
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
Woody Allen
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Kate Bush
The whims that we're weeping for
Our parents would be beaten for.
Warren Farrell
Our children are better served by speaking not of visitation versus custody, but of parent time.


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