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Sheer necessity,—the proper parent of an art so nearly allied to invention.
Joey Comeau
I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.
Dick Cavett
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.




Dan Quayle
We understand the importance of having the bondage between the parent and the child.
Ogden Nash
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
Doug Stanhope
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
Mignon McLaughlin
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.
Peter Ustinov
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
Justin Bieber
I want my world to be fun. No parents, no rules, no nothing. Like, no one can stop me. No one can stop me.
Nick Bostrom | Parenting Quotes
Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.




Kate Bush
The whims that we're weeping for
Our parents would be beaten for.
Bill Cosby
Parents are not interested in justice — they want QUIET!
Stanislaw Ulam
I am always amazed how much a certain facility with a special and apparently narrow technique can accomplish.
Clarence Day
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
Patri Friedman | Parenting Quotes
Most apparent conspiracies result from consistent local self-interest with no need for global coordination.
Anthony Quinn
There's no sense that you're there forever. No parent is there forever.
Henry Fielding
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
Oscar Wilde
Children love their parents. Eventually they come to judge them. Rarely do they forgive them.
Ian Holloway
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.


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