Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
Behind the apparent unreason there is reason.
Parents are not interested in justice — they want QUIET!
My parents migrated to Canada in 1876, and I decided to go with them.
When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.
It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.
Apparently not. Jack Thompson
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
I gave all this to Dennis McCauley, but apparently he was too busy freelancing a boil to report it.
Tuer un parent de qui l’on se plaint, c’est quelque chose; mais hériter de lui, c’est l? un plaisir!
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy—the mother.
This is my 48th award this year. Apparently when I reach 50 I can trade them in for a kettle.
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
The whims that we're weeping for
Our parents would be beaten for.
Our children are better served by speaking not of visitation versus custody, but of parent time.