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Virginia Woolf | Humor Quotes
Humour is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
Jimmy Carr
His idea of wit is a barrage of filth and the sort of humour most men grow out of in their teens.
George Santayana
England is the paradise of individuality, eccentricity, heresy, anomalies, hobbies, and humors.




Fred Shero
Arrive at the net with the puck and in ill humor.
Raymond Smullyan
Humor could not flourish in a wholly serious and rational atmosphere.
James Thurber | Humor Quotes
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
Edward de Bono
Humour is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
William Makepeace Thackeray
Good humour may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in society.
Colette
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Hermann Goring
If I didn't have a sense of humor, how could I stand this trial now?
Cynicism is humour in ill health.




John Waters
Life is nothing without a good sense of humor.
Mignon McLaughlin
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
Tom Robbins
A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised.
John Buchan
[W]ithout humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop, let alone a nation.
Anne Bancroft | Humor Quotes
You don't marry Mel Brooks, if you don't have a sense of humor.
Max Beerbohm
I was a modest, good-humoured boy. It is Oxford that has made me insufferable.
Emil Cioran
The ideal being? An angel ravaged by humor.
Sri Aurobindo
A God who cannot smile, could not have created this humorous universe.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Better have an old Man to humour, than a young Rake to break your Heart.


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