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Humor Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Robert Orben | Humor Quotes
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
Daniel Abraham
The enlisted guys will be okay, but the officers get the sense of humor trained out of ’em.
George Santayana
England is the paradise of individuality, eccentricity, heresy, anomalies, hobbies, and humors.




Oliver Goldsmith
The best-humour'd man, with the worst-humour'd Muse.
Art Buchwald
The joy of his column was not that it was side-splitting humor, but that he made you smile.
Colette | Humor Quotes
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Erica Jong
Humor is a survival tool.
Mignon McLaughlin
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
Robert A. Heinlein
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Anne Bancroft
What I learned from her, really, was having a sense of humour and knowing how important laughter was.
J. D. Salinger | Humor Quotes
He said I was unequipped to meet life because I had no sense of humor.




John Waters
Life is nothing without a good sense of humor.
Andre Maurois
The whole reason of this War is because the Germans have no sense of humor.
Anne Bancroft
You don't marry Mel Brooks, if you don't have a sense of humor.
Will Cuppy
His style of humor is unique and, like the taste of an avocado, a little hard to describe.
Cynicism is humour in ill health.
Robert Benchley
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
Tom Robbins
A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised.
Edward Albee
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humour.
Kurt Vonnegut
Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.


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