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John Buchan | Humor Quotes
[W]ithout humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop, let alone a nation.
George Saintsbury
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that Humour excites in those who lack it.
Andre Maurois
The whole reason of this War is because the Germans have no sense of humor.




Sri Aurobindo
A God who cannot smile, could not have created this humorous universe.
Horace Walpole
The whole nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it.
Max Beerbohm | Humor Quotes
I was a modest, good-humoured boy. It is Oxford that has made me insufferable.
Jesse Ventura
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.
Rudolf Hess
I often found him warm and humourous.
Hermann Goring
If I didn't have a sense of humor, how could I stand this trial now?
Khalil Gibran
A sense of humour is a sense of proportion.
Virginia Woolf | Humor Quotes
Humour is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.




Nick Hornby
What if a sense of humour is like hair — something a lot of man lose as they get older?
Robert Benchley
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
Eric Idle
Basically, the Germans came to us and said, "We don't have a sense of humour."
Emil Cioran
The ideal being? An angel ravaged by humor.
Better have an old Man to humour, than a young Rake to break your Heart.
Art Buchwald
The joy of his column was not that it was side-splitting humor, but that he made you smile.
Mignon McLaughlin
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
Edie Sedgwick
Her looks, her expressions, I think, were her sense of humour.
Evan Esar
It is the uncensored sense of humor...which is the ultimate therapy for man in society.


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