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Jimmy Carr | Humor Quotes
His idea of wit is a barrage of filth and the sort of humour most men grow out of in their teens.
John Weiss
Irony is jesting hidden behind gravity. Humor is gravity concealed behind the jest.
Jean Cocteau
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities.




Robert A. Heinlein
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Andre Maurois
The whole reason of this War is because the Germans have no sense of humor.
Herman Wouk | Humor Quotes
I regard the writing of humor as a supreme artistic challenge.
Robert Orben
President Ford used humor a great deal.
Nick Hornby
What if a sense of humour is like hair — something a lot of man lose as they get older?
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Humour is consistent with pathos, whilst wit is not.
Khalil Gibran
A sense of humour is a sense of proportion.
Hermann Goring | Humor Quotes
If I didn't have a sense of humor, how could I stand this trial now?




Erica Jong
Humor is a survival tool.
Colette
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Rudolf Hess
I often found him warm and humourous.
Kurt Vonnegut
Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.
Virginia Woolf | Humor Quotes
Humour is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Better have an old Man to humour, than a young Rake to break your Heart.
Evan Esar
It is the uncensored sense of humor...which is the ultimate therapy for man in society.
Tom Robbins
A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised.
Katherine Heigl
My sense of humor is the raunchier, inappropriate kind. It's so much funnier than the quirky stuff.


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