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Humor Quotes - random


A. Whitney Brown | Humor Quotes
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
Robert Benchley
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
Katherine Heigl
My sense of humor is the raunchier, inappropriate kind. It's so much funnier than the quirky stuff.




Raymond Smullyan
Humor could not flourish in a wholly serious and rational atmosphere.
Hermann Goring
If I didn't have a sense of humor, how could I stand this trial now?
Edie Sedgwick | Humor Quotes
Her looks, her expressions, I think, were her sense of humour.
Daniel Abraham
The enlisted guys will be okay, but the officers get the sense of humor trained out of ’em.
Jimmy Carr
His idea of wit is a barrage of filth and the sort of humour most men grow out of in their teens.
John Waters
Life is nothing without a good sense of humor.
Edward Albee
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humour.
Oliver Goldsmith | Humor Quotes
The best-humour'd man, with the worst-humour'd Muse.




Bel Kaufman
I had used my sense of humor; I had called it proportion, perspective. But perspective is distance.
Andre Maurois
The whole reason of this War is because the Germans have no sense of humor.
Erica Jong
Humor is a survival tool.
Terence
According as the man is, so must you humor him.
Robert Orben | Humor Quotes
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
George Saintsbury
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that Humour excites in those who lack it.
Romain Gary
Humour is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
George Santayana
England is the paradise of individuality, eccentricity, heresy, anomalies, hobbies, and humors.
Jesse Ventura
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.


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