Humor Quotes - random
My sense of humor is the raunchier, inappropriate kind. It's so much funnier than the quirky stuff.
President Ford used humor a great deal.
The best-humour'd man, with the worst-humour'd Muse.
Never was he seen languid or exhausted, never out of spirits or out of humor.
[W]ithout humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop, let alone a nation.
Irony is jesting hidden behind gravity. Humor is gravity concealed behind the jest.
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humour.
According as the man is, so must you humor him.
Humor is a survival tool.
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
He said I was unequipped to meet life because I had no sense of humor.
If I didn't have a sense of humor, how could I stand this trial now?
Basically, the Germans came to us and said, "We don't have a sense of humour."
His idea of wit is a barrage of filth and the sort of humour most men grow out of in their teens.
A God who cannot smile, could not have created this humorous universe.
Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.
I was a modest, good-humoured boy. It is Oxford that has made me insufferable.
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
In the theatre, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.
The whole nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it.