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Humor Quotes - random


Jesse Ventura | Humor Quotes
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.
Oliver Goldsmith
The best-humour'd man, with the worst-humour'd Muse.
Horace Walpole
The whole nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it.




Peter Sellers
I'm a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I'm working.
Herman Wouk
I regard the writing of humor as a supreme artistic challenge.
Robert Orben | Humor Quotes
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
George Saintsbury
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that Humour excites in those who lack it.
Anne Bancroft
What I learned from her, really, was having a sense of humour and knowing how important laughter was.
Daniel Abraham
The enlisted guys will be okay, but the officers get the sense of humor trained out of ’em.
Bel Kaufman
I had used my sense of humor; I had called it proportion, perspective. But perspective is distance.
Good humour may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in society.




Edward de Bono
Humour is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Rudolf Hess
I often found him warm and humourous.
Raymond Smullyan
Humor could not flourish in a wholly serious and rational atmosphere.
John Buchan
[W]ithout humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop, let alone a nation.
Thomas R. Marshall | Humor Quotes
An unfriendly fairy godmother presented him with a keen sense of humor. Nothing is more fatal in politics.
Sri Aurobindo
A God who cannot smile, could not have created this humorous universe.
Virginia Woolf
Humour is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
Hermann Goring
If I didn't have a sense of humor, how could I stand this trial now?
Man Ray
I have been accused of being a joker. But the most successful art to me involves humor.


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