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Humor Quotes - random


Robert Benchley | Humor Quotes
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
John Buchan
[W]ithout humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop, let alone a nation.
Edie Sedgwick
Her looks, her expressions, I think, were her sense of humour.




Art Buchwald
The joy of his column was not that it was side-splitting humor, but that he made you smile.
Jesse Ventura
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.
Peter Sellers | Humor Quotes
I'm a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I'm working.
Anne Bancroft
You don't marry Mel Brooks, if you don't have a sense of humor.
John Waters
Life is nothing without a good sense of humor.
H. G. Wells (Herbert George)
Cynicism is humour in ill health.
Edward de Bono
Humour is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Novalis | Humor Quotes
Never was he seen languid or exhausted, never out of spirits or out of humor.




Horace Walpole
The whole nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it.
Andre Maurois
The whole reason of this War is because the Germans have no sense of humor.
Jimmy Carr
His idea of wit is a barrage of filth and the sort of humour most men grow out of in their teens.
Jean Cocteau
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities.
James Thurber | Humor Quotes
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Better have an old Man to humour, than a young Rake to break your Heart.
Anne Bancroft
What I learned from her, really, was having a sense of humour and knowing how important laughter was.
Kurt Vonnegut
Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.
Oliver Goldsmith
The best-humour'd man, with the worst-humour'd Muse.


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