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Humor Quotes - random


Stanislaw Lem | Humor Quotes
If man had more of a sense of humor, things might have turned out differently.
Eric Idle
Basically, the Germans came to us and said, "We don't have a sense of humour."
Anne Bancroft
What I learned from her, really, was having a sense of humour and knowing how important laughter was.




Colette
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Mignon McLaughlin
In the theatre, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.
J. D. Salinger | Humor Quotes
He said I was unequipped to meet life because I had no sense of humor.
Robert A. Heinlein
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Oliver Goldsmith
The best-humour'd man, with the worst-humour'd Muse.
Katherine Heigl
My sense of humor is the raunchier, inappropriate kind. It's so much funnier than the quirky stuff.
John Waters
Life is nothing without a good sense of humor.
Rudolf Hess | Humor Quotes
I often found him warm and humourous.




John Weiss
Irony is jesting hidden behind gravity. Humor is gravity concealed behind the jest.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Humour is consistent with pathos, whilst wit is not.
Anne Bancroft
You don't marry Mel Brooks, if you don't have a sense of humor.
Daniel Abraham
The enlisted guys will be okay, but the officers get the sense of humor trained out of ’em.
Jesse Ventura | Humor Quotes
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.
Art Buchwald
The joy of his column was not that it was side-splitting humor, but that he made you smile.
Sri Aurobindo
A God who cannot smile, could not have created this humorous universe.
James Thurber
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
Peter Sellers
I'm a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I'm working.


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