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Humor Quotes - random


Eric Idle | Humor Quotes
Basically, the Germans came to us and said, "We don't have a sense of humour."
John Waters
Life is nothing without a good sense of humor.
H. G. Wells (Herbert George)
Cynicism is humour in ill health.




Jesse Ventura
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.
Edward Albee
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humour.
Khalil Gibran | Humor Quotes
A sense of humour is a sense of proportion.
Virginia Woolf
Humour is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
Erica Jong
Humor is a survival tool.
J. D. Salinger
He said I was unequipped to meet life because I had no sense of humor.
Mignon McLaughlin
In the theatre, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.
Humour is consistent with pathos, whilst wit is not.




Mignon McLaughlin
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
Robert Benchley
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
Peter Sellers
I'm a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I'm working.
Jimmy Carr
His idea of wit is a barrage of filth and the sort of humour most men grow out of in their teens.
Edward de Bono | Humor Quotes
Humour is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Daniel Abraham
The enlisted guys will be okay, but the officers get the sense of humor trained out of ’em.
Evan Esar
It is the uncensored sense of humor...which is the ultimate therapy for man in society.
Art Buchwald
The joy of his column was not that it was side-splitting humor, but that he made you smile.
Raymond Smullyan
Humor could not flourish in a wholly serious and rational atmosphere.


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