Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.