Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.