Pet Quotes - random
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?