Pet Quotes - random
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?