Pet Quotes - random
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or iŽll eat your dog!"
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!