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Pet Quotes - random


Thomas Fuller (writer) | Pet Quotes
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
Joseph Stalin
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
William Blake
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.




W. C. Fields
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Janeane Garofalo
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
John Updike | Pet Quotes
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Charles Darwin
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Ozzy Osbourne
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Alfred Denning
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
James Nicoll
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
Jonathan Swift | Pet Quotes
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.




Garrison Keillor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Jesse Owens
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
John Osborne
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Steven Wright
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Nicole Hollander | Pet Quotes
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
Robert E. Howard
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
Daniel Dumile
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
George Herbert
The scalded dog feares cold water.
George H. W. Bush
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.


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