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Pet Quotes - random


Dennis Miller | Pet Quotes
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Leona Helmsley
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Ben Jonson
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.




Robert Jordan
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
Mike Lange
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
Robert E. Howard | Pet Quotes
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
John Heywood
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
William Blake
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
Clifford D. Simak
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
George Herbert
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
Abraham Polonsky | Pet Quotes
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."




George Bernard Shaw
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Khalid ibn al-Walid
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
Rhodri Morgan
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
George Herbert
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
Robert A. Heinlein
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Albert Camus
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
Arsene Houssaye
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
George Wither
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.


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