James Carville
Liberal American political consultant, commentator, media personality, and pundit.
When it comes to being visionary in stealing, the Republicans do better than anybody. It's really something to see.
But one of Clinton's problems was, the interest groups don't care about the working poor. The Republicans don't care about the working poor — they don't know any. The Op-Ed writers don't care about the working poor. The editorial writers don't care about the working poor. The talking heads don't care about the working poor.
I was against gay marriage until I realized I didn't have to get one.
Republicans now have their own network on Fox, so guys who don't like to answer questions, like Trent Lott, have a place to go to hit softballs.
[On Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama] If she gave him one of her cojones, they'd both have two.
I didn’t just experiment with marijuana — if you know what I mean.
Hurricane [Katrina] hit the Gulf Coast and destroyed much of the Gulf Coast — that was an act of God ... Now what happened to New Orleans, that was a complete failure of the federal government. Complete negligence by the feds.
Back in 2000 a Republican friend warned me that if I voted for Al Gore and he won, the stock market would tank, we'd lose millions of jobs, and our military would be totally overstretched. You know what? I did vote for Al Gore, he did win, and I'll be damned if all those things didn't come true!
We didn't find the key to the electoral lock...we just picked it.
Republicans want smaller government for the same reason crooks want fewer cops: it's easier to get away with murder.
Pennsylvania is Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in between.
Look, if George W. Bush and his Republican cronies walked on water, I'd be the guy out there yelling that they couldn't swim. But don't take it from me: we've now heard it from the military commanders and our intelligence community: George Bush's actions in Iraq have not made us safer. They've done the opposite.
Washington is a dirty diaper. It's time for a change.
Don't get mad. Don't get even. Just get elected, then get even.
Elections are about fucking your enemies. Winning is about fucking your friends.
Whenever I hear a campaign talk about a need to energize the base, that's a campaign that's going down the toilet. It's a pretty good indication that they're not eating up any territory, they can't get anybody in the center to support them, they're getting shelled back into their own bunker.
Between Paoli and Penn Hills, Pennsylvania is Alabama without the blacks. They didn't film "The Deerhunter" there for nothing — the state has the second-highest concentration of NRA members, behind Texas.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Drag a hundred-dollar bill through a trailer park, you never know what you'll find.
Yeah, I graduated with a 4.0… blood alcohol level.