Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"