Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.