Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.