Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.