Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
What man, loue me, loue me dog.