Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.