Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
The worst dog gets the best bone.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.