Bill Allred
Bill Allred is one of the three hosts on Salt Lake City's Radio From Hell show.
We'll have peanut butter crackers and juice and use the bidet!
I'm gonna have to scrape off my Dick Trickle sticker.
There is no way you could sit down more than you do.
Look at the size of that earlobe.
I'm telling you, back in those Wendover days, it wasn't that hard to get it out of me.
It's not easy being a bivalve in today's modern world.
I've had other kinds of spurts, but 'growth' was not one of them.
I could do that if they were on my butt-cheeks.
I always say, "Don't let your meat loaf."
Don't look at me weird. I'm sandwich crazy.
Tell me that Billy Joe Armstrong doesn’t look like a fruit.
Don't you know who I am!? I'm Chetwar Balabafoo!
Jesus is a place-kicker and he's gonna kick you through the goal-posts of life.
You clutched my personal hair and ripped it out by the roots.
You’re large but not in charge.
You haven't tasted my mouth! God!
Wouldn't you like a nose like his full of quarters?
Hello!? Stop by for coitus!