Bill Allred
Bill Allred is one of the three hosts on Salt Lake City's Radio From Hell show.
A rich compost of turkey manure and wood shavings.
I could do that if they were on my butt-cheeks.
I've had other kinds of spurts, but 'growth' was not one of them.
It's not easy being a bivalve in today's modern world.
I'm telling you, back in those Wendover days, it wasn't that hard to get it out of me.
Look at the size of that earlobe.
I always say, "Don't let your meat loaf."
They might have been all up in your pregnancy!
They're from the guy who snipped my nuts.
There is no way you could sit down more than you do.
I am filled to the brim with the goodness of me.
I'm gonna have to scrape off my Dick Trickle sticker.
Tell me that Billy Joe Armstrong doesn’t look like a fruit.
Don't look at me weird. I'm sandwich crazy.
We'll have peanut butter crackers and juice and use the bidet!
Don't you know who I am!? I'm Chetwar Balabafoo!
Jesus is a place-kicker and he's gonna kick you through the goal-posts of life.
You clutched my personal hair and ripped it out by the roots.
You’re large but not in charge.