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Bill Allred


Bill Allred is one of the three hosts on Salt Lake City's Radio From Hell show.
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Bill Allred
I wasn't prepared for what Dora was explorin'.
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Buttle me Boris!
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Take my prostate, please!




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The 'jugastuff' had a baby this spring.
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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If I'm gonna poke something into it, it's not going to be my finger.
Bill Allred
I'm not a bottom poker and I never have been.
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You treat your food like a scab.
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I'm gonna go home and spank the clown.
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Nothing cleans my palette like a polka.
Bill Allred
It's folks what juggle fire.




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I'm too hot to mate.
Bill Allred
I gotta go pinch off a norbit.
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There isn't anything on you, body or brain, that thinks.
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Prince Albert can't keep it in the can.
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I don’t have a fetus.
Bill Allred
Honey? Traffic's kinda busy and you're naked. Honey!?
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I've got a powerful thirst for some of that lactation.
Bill Allred
Eat your way to safety!
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Thanks, Tonto, for your help.
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