Bill Allred
Bill Allred is one of the three hosts on Salt Lake City's Radio From Hell show.
I've got a woolly worm for ya!
You can't trust midgets, particularly gay-loving midgets.
Her and her colostomy bag look forward to spending the holidays together.
I don't care. I'm Mr. Buttons.
Is that about farting zombies?
Being in love means never having to say 'giddy-up.'
Radio From Hell: A great alternative to toilet paper.
You know, that's the first time I've ever been able to smell a website.
Nothing will wilt spinach like an Egyptian fart.
She was no breath freshener, I can tell you that right now.
Hey, Dad, I'm going to reassemble this magpie carcass.
I'm telling you, if there were balls to be held, I held them.
I'm telling you, some of them gizzards are good!
What do you mean I can’t sleep with this hooker in the basement?
I always thought Steve Guttenberg had crabs.
That's her psychic cock waking her up.
You're a quirky doctor aren't you? Good, because I have a sore quirky.
My prostate thanks the car wash.
What do you mean you washed my three-piece hemp suit in the laundry?