Parenting Quotes - random
Tuer un parent de qui l’on se plaint, c’est quelque chose; mais hériter de lui, c’est l? un plaisir!
Ils sont si transparents qu'ils laissent voir votre âme.
My earliest memory is of feeling different. My parents told me that I wasn't like other children.
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy—the mother.
When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.
Both parents’ rights must be in balance so children can grow up with a balance between both parents.
There is a little of everything, apparently, in nature, and freaks are common.
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.
This is my 48th award this year. Apparently when I reach 50 I can trade them in for a kettle.
Le sort fait les parents, la choix fait les amis.
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.
I hold that the parentheses are by far the most important parts of a non-business letter.
God is no more intimidated by childish demands for instant gratification than are wise parents.
Moonlighting was funny, innovative, genre-busting chaos. Also, apparently, unsustainable. Sigh.
Oh, why will parents always appear at the wrong time? Some extraordinary mistake in nature, I suppose.
We won't win until the average parent believes drug reform protects kids better than the war on drugs.
Multiplicity is only apparent, in truth, there is only one mind...
Our desires are never wholly transparent, even to ourselves.