Parenting Quotes - random
“I wish my parents took good care of their grow-op.”
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
Sheer necessity,—the proper parent of an art so nearly allied to invention.
I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.
We can wash people in the water all we want, but we can never wash their parents out of their hearts.
He calculated without any apparent effort, just as men breathe, as eagles sustain themselves in the air.
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
Ils sont si transparents qu'ils laissent voir votre âme.
Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.
Behind the apparent unreason there is reason.
Frugality may be termed the daughter of Prudence, the sister of Temperance and the parent of Liberty.
I hold that the parentheses are by far the most important parts of a non-business letter.
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.
It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.
Style should be like window-glass, perfectly transparent, and with very little sash.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
"I think my parents were bewildered by my oddity." (p3)
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
Children love their parents. Eventually they come to judge them. Rarely do they forgive them.
I want my world to be fun. No parents, no rules, no nothing. Like, no one can stop me. No one can stop me.