Parenting Quotes - random
The responsibility of parents is to raise children who do not need parents.
Being and appearing grateful is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
Multiplicity is only apparent, in truth, there is only one mind...
Style should be like window-glass, perfectly transparent, and with very little sash.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
We understand the importance of having the bondage between the parent and the child.
There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
I gave all this to Dennis McCauley, but apparently he was too busy freelancing a boil to report it.
He calculated without any apparent effort, just as men breathe, as eagles sustain themselves in the air.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
There's no sense that you're there forever. No parent is there forever.
I hold that the parentheses are by far the most important parts of a non-business letter.
All my parents gave me was their fumbly hands: I got their hands inside me to this day.
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.
God is no more intimidated by childish demands for instant gratification than are wise parents.
Our children are better served by speaking not of visitation versus custody, but of parent time.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.