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Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Jane Espenson | Parenting Quotes
Moonlighting was funny, innovative, genre-busting chaos. Also, apparently, unsustainable. Sigh.
Leon R. Yankwich
There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Doug Stanhope
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.




John D. Rockefeller
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
Clarence Day
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
Sheer necessity,—the proper parent of an art so nearly allied to invention.
Dick Cavett
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
Woody Allen
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Nick Bostrom
Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.
Oscar Wilde
Children love their parents. Eventually they come to judge them. Rarely do they forgive them.
Mignon McLaughlin | Parenting Quotes
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.




Bill Cosby
Parents are not interested in justice — they want QUIET!
Aeschylus
"Reverence for parents" stands written among the three laws of most revered righteousness.
Rachel Trachtenburg
Interviewer: How long do your parents usually let you stay up?
Ali al-Hadi
A parents' dissatisfaction causes poverty and leads to humiliation.
Robert Jordan | Parenting Quotes
When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.
Steven M. Greer
My parents believed that if you couldn't put it in a test tube, it didn't exist.
Joey Comeau
I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.
Dan Quayle
We understand the importance of having the bondage between the parent and the child.
Warren Farrell
Both parents’ rights must be in balance so children can grow up with a balance between both parents.


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