Robbie Williams
British songwriter, singer and performer.
When I first met him [David Beckham] I didn't know whether to shake his hand or lick his face.
I'm here to make money and get laid,
Yeah I'm a star but I'll fade.
When I'm awake, I don't want to go to sleep. I don't want the hassle of turning the light off, putting my head down and then all the thoughts. I don't want al those thoughts. … thoughts feed on thoughts feed on thoughts feed on thoughts feed on thoughts and I'm: 'I don't want this'. I have to knock myself out to go to sleep.
It’s a great idea. I think it's great, really I do. I am sure my record label would hate me saying it, and my manager and my accountants.
Because it is pants-down-palace.
There is nothing anyone can do about it.
I've got this brilliant thing where I go, "I'm Robbie Williams", and people are interested in what I want to say - which is amazing because I'm just an idiot from Stoke-on-Trent.
An awful lot of gay pop stars pretend to be straight. I'm going to start a movement of straight pop stars pretending to be gay.
It's not how you look on the outside, it's the beauty inside that counts... and a couple of big tits work for me too.
There aren't that many people that I'd go "ooh, they're lovely", but then I've slept with them all!
I enjoy nakedness. I am a bit of a naturist at heart.
Well tonight I'm gonna live for today, so come along for the ride,
I hope I'm old before I die.
I don't think I'm that good-looking and I think that's why I've got this far - everyone took pity on me.
Screw you, I didn't like your taste anyway, I chose you,
That's all gone to waste, It's Saturday, I'll go out and find another you.
I'm contemplating thinking about thinking…
but....it's overrated - just get another drink in!
When I was in Ireland I picked up a TV set in my hotel room and walked right out of the building. My room was on the first floor and I actually threw it back through the window onto my bed. I did it the other way round! That's more rock'n'roll than rock'n'roll!
Yeah, I think that it's important once you get on national television you make sure your fly is up. 'course you don't want anything unnecessary happening - like exposure.
The only thing I really like about myself is my huge willy!
I am the only man who can say he's been in Take That and at least two members of the Spice Girls.
Don't throw me teddy-bears, I'm 23! I'm a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins.