Robbie Williams
British songwriter, singer and performer.
When I'm awake, I don't want to go to sleep. I don't want the hassle of turning the light off, putting my head down and then all the thoughts. I don't want al those thoughts. … thoughts feed on thoughts feed on thoughts feed on thoughts feed on thoughts and I'm: 'I don't want this'. I have to knock myself out to go to sleep.
It’s a great idea. I think it's great, really I do. I am sure my record label would hate me saying it, and my manager and my accountants.
Because it is pants-down-palace.
There is nothing anyone can do about it.
I've got this brilliant thing where I go, "I'm Robbie Williams", and people are interested in what I want to say - which is amazing because I'm just an idiot from Stoke-on-Trent.
The sex is nothing to write home about. It's a shame because my mum loves those letters.
I'd like to thank MTV for my three houses, my five cars and my supermodel girlfriend. Live the dream.
I've done cocaine with half the journalists that have been criticising Kate Moss!
I think the way for me to win America's heart is to perform, and if I really was concerned about breaking big then there'd be a tour.
I'm very humbled to receive another award yet again. Last year I was very arrogant when I said "I'd like to thank MTV for my three houses, my five cars and my supermodel girlfriend, live the dream." The supermodel girlfriend turned out to be anorexic and decided to be lesbian, I couldn't keep up with the mortgage repayments on three houses, so I'm living in a caravan. The five cars I had, I wrote them all off. Please keep buying my records, live the nightmare.
Good evening everybody, my name is Robbie Williams, this is my band and for the next two hours YOUR ARSE IS MINE!
Oh I haven't got a clue what to do with you,
Jesus all the things my head is going through.
I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
If I stop lying, I'll just disappoint you.
I look above, and I know
I'll always be blessed with love.
Hell is gone and heaven's here,
there’s nothing left for you to fear.
I'm glad that spending a night with me,
Guaranteed you celebrity.
I've sung some songs that were lame,
I've slept with girls on the game.
I met Courtney Love and she said she'd like to sleep with me, but she couldn't cos of my "pop-star thing"... so I said to her I couldn't sleep with her either - cos of her 'ugly thing'...
The world could change in a second,
so I find the sunshine beckons me,
to open up the gate and dream.
I show off - I'm a very good show off. It's what I do, it's what I'm good at.