Bill Allred
Bill Allred is one of the three hosts on Salt Lake City's Radio From Hell show.
What do you mean you washed my three-piece hemp suit in the laundry?
My prostate thanks the car wash.
You're a quirky doctor aren't you? Good, because I have a sore quirky.
That's her psychic cock waking her up.
I always thought Steve Guttenberg had crabs.
What do you mean I can’t sleep with this hooker in the basement?
I'm telling you, some of them gizzards are good!
I used to wear food briefs. They were crumby.
I could do that if they were on my butt-cheeks.
I've had other kinds of spurts, but 'growth' was not one of them.
It's not easy being a bivalve in today's modern world.
I'm telling you, back in those Wendover days, it wasn't that hard to get it out of me.
Look at the size of that earlobe.
I always say, "Don't let your meat loaf."
They might have been all up in your pregnancy!
They're from the guy who snipped my nuts.
There is no way you could sit down more than you do.
A rich compost of turkey manure and wood shavings.
I'm gonna have to scrape off my Dick Trickle sticker.
Tell me that Billy Joe Armstrong doesn’t look like a fruit.