Pet Quotes - page 8
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.