Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.