Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
It's a dog eat dog world.
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.