Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.