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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Rita Rudner | Pet Quotes
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Robert Frost
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
Cat Stevens
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.




Thomas Fuller (writer)
Love me, love my Dog.
Charlie Brooker
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Paul Rosenfels | Pet Quotes
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
Anonymous
It's a dog eat dog world.
Ronald Reagan
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
John Osborne
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Preston Manning
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
Edie Brickell | Pet Quotes
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.




Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
Terry Pratchett
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Henry Beard
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
Mike Lange
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
Jonathan Swift | Pet Quotes
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
Marilyn Monroe
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Jack Kerouac
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
Muammar Gaddafi
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Bill Bryson
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.


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