Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.