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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Steve Jobs | Pet Quotes
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Anton Chekhov
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
Duke of Edinburgh Philip
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?




James Carville
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
George H. W. Bush | Pet Quotes
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
Christopher Marlowe
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
T. H. White (Terence Hanbury)
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Christopher Moore
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Robert Jordan
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
Teresa Heinz Kerry | Pet Quotes
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.




Ingrid Newkirk
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Oskar Schindler
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
John Osborne
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Jay London
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Fritz Leiber | Pet Quotes
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Harry S. Truman
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Oliver Goldsmith
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
Terry Pratchett
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.


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