Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)