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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Preston Manning | Pet Quotes
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
Richard Wright
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
Robert Orben
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.




Alfred Denning
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Robert A. Heinlein
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Muhammad Reza Pahlavi | Pet Quotes
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
Jay London
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Henry Carey
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Ogden Nash
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Charlie Brooker
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Mike Lange | Pet Quotes
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!




Dr. Seuss
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Bill Bryson
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
Robert A. Heinlein
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Henry Beard
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
Kate Bush | Pet Quotes
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
Janeane Garofalo
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
Ben Jonson
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
Henry James
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!


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