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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Joseph Stalin | Pet Quotes
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Karl Kraus
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Ze Frank
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.




Robert A. Heinlein
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Alphonse de Lamartine
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
Albert Camus | Pet Quotes
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
Lil Wayne
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Bob Dylan
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
Tom Petty
Always had more dogs than bones.
Bill Gates | Pet Quotes
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.




Thomas Fuller (writer)
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
Henry Summers
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
George Herbert
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
Rudyard Kipling
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
Anonymous | Pet Quotes
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Steve Jobs
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Teresa Heinz Kerry
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Harry S. Truman
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.


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