Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or iŽll eat your dog!"
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?