Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
The worst dog gets the best bone.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.