Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.