Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.