Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.