Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.