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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Henry James | Pet Quotes
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
Miguel de Cervantes
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
John Updike
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.




Tom Petty
Always had more dogs than bones.
George Herbert
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
Gertrude Stein | Pet Quotes
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
George Herbert
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
George Herbert
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
Camille Paglia
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
James Nicoll
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
Robert A. Heinlein | Pet Quotes
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.




Alexander Pope
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
George Herbert
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Charles Darwin
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
Audrey Hepburn
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Ozzy Osbourne | Pet Quotes
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Alexander Pope
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
Anthony Burgess
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
Christopher Hampton
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
A. P. Herbert
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.


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