Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)