Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!