Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
The worst dog gets the best bone.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.