Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.