Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.