Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The worst dog gets the best bone.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.