Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
It's a dog eat dog world.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.