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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Thorstein Veblen | Pet Quotes
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
Ze Frank
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Josh Billings
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".




Henry Carey
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Aesop Rock
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Rachel Trachtenburg | Pet Quotes
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
Lawrence Taylor
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
T. H. White (Terence Hanbury)
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
John Heywood
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
Oskar Schindler
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
Byron Katie | Pet Quotes
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.




Josh Billings
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Christopher Moore
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
Christopher Smart
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Rita Rudner | Pet Quotes
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
George Bernard Shaw
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Michael Bloomberg
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
Robert Frost
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
Joseph Stalin
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.


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