Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"