Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
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An empty house is like a stray dog or a body from which life has departed.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.