Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.