Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.