Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
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An empty house is like a stray dog or a body from which life has departed.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.