Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.