Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.