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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Neil deGrasse Tyson | Pet Quotes
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
Steve Jobs
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Rudyard Kipling
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.




Darby Conley
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
Mike Lange
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
Rita Rudner | Pet Quotes
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Christopher Hampton
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
Abraham Polonsky
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
Thomas Fuller (writer)
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
Norbert Wiener
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
Robert A. Heinlein | Pet Quotes
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.




Karl Kraus
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Jim Ross
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Isaac Leib Peretz
The worst dog gets the best bone.
Thomas Gray
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
George H. W. Bush | Pet Quotes
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
Mike Lange
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
John Heywood
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
Jesus Christ
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.


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