Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?