Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.