Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.