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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Tony Martin (comedian) | Pet Quotes
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Duke of Edinburgh Philip
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
Marilyn Monroe
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.




Alexander Pope
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
Robert A. Heinlein
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Paul Rosenfels | Pet Quotes
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Thomas Gray
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
Josh Billings
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Ingrid Newkirk
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Thomas Fuller (writer) | Pet Quotes
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.




Bill Gates
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
Rachel Trachtenburg
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
Daniel Dumile
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
John Heywood
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Thomas Fuller (writer) | Pet Quotes
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
George H. W. Bush
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
Lil Wayne
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Lord Byron
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
Deng Xiaoping
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.


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