Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
The worst dog gets the best bone.
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.