Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.