Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
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An empty house is like a stray dog or a body from which life has departed.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
The worst dog gets the best bone.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey