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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Jim Ross | Pet Quotes
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Dave Attell
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Aesop Rock
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.




Carrie Underwood
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
W. C. Fields
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Charles Darwin | Pet Quotes
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
Oliver Herford
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Claude Elwood Shannon
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.
Abraham Lincoln
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Oskar Schindler
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
Vladimir Nabokov | Pet Quotes
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?




Anthony Burgess
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Thomas Stearns Eliot (T. S.)
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
Gertrude Stein
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
Norbert Wiener
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
Henry James | Pet Quotes
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
John L. Lewis
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
Christopher Smart
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Robert A. Heinlein
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.


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