Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.