Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.