Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.