Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
The scalded dog feares cold water.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".