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Joe Bob Briggs | Pet Quotes
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Khalid ibn al-Walid
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
Oliver Herford
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.




Anthony Burgess
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Ingrid Newkirk
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
John Ray | Pet Quotes
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
John Osborne
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Mark Twain
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Byron Katie
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
James Carville
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Janeane Garofalo | Pet Quotes
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"




Audrey Hepburn
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Leona Helmsley
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
W. C. Fields
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Mike Lange
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
Jesus Christ | Pet Quotes
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
Terry Pratchett
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Robert Jordan
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
Lord Byron
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
Henry Beard
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.


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