Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
An old cat sports not with her prey.