Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.