Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
An old cat sports not with her prey.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.