Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.