Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.