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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Amanda Palmer | Pet Quotes
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Oliver Goldsmith
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.





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Samuel(novelistButler
An empty house is like a stray dog or a body from which life has departed.
Darby Conley
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
William Penn | Pet Quotes
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Muhammad Reza Pahlavi
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
Richard Wright
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
Steve Jobs
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
T. H. White (Terence Hanbury)
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Ronald Reagan | Pet Quotes
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.




Neil deGrasse Tyson
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
Garrison Keillor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Teresa Heinz Kerry
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
John Heywood
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
James Nicoll | Pet Quotes
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
Sherwood Anderson
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
Terry Pratchett
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Miguel de Cervantes
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Paul Rosenfels
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.


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