Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
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An empty house is like a stray dog or a body from which life has departed.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.