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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Joseph Stalin | Pet Quotes
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Duke of Edinburgh Philip
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
John Updike
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.




John Osborne
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Christopher Smart
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Eddie Izzard | Pet Quotes
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Camille Paglia
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Thornton Wilder
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
James Carville
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
Henry Summers | Pet Quotes
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.




Oliver Goldsmith
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
James Nicoll
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
Adam Smith
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
Tony Martin (comedian) | Pet Quotes
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Teresa Heinz Kerry
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Marilyn Monroe
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Christopher Marlowe
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
John Heywood
What man, loue me, loue me dog.


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