Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.