Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
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An empty house is like a stray dog or a body from which life has departed.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.