Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
The worst dog gets the best bone.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.