Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.