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Anthony Burgess | Pet Quotes
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Claude Elwood Shannon
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.
Clifford D. Simak
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.




Thomas Stearns Eliot (T. S.)
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
Robert E. Howard
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
Christopher Hampton | Pet Quotes
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
Daniel Dumile
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Byron Katie
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Darby Conley
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
George Bernard Shaw | Pet Quotes
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.




John L. Lewis
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
John Donne
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
John Heywood
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
Anthony Burgess | Pet Quotes
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
Phil Brooks
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
Karl Kraus
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Preston Manning
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
Ronald Reagan
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.


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