Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.