Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
The worst dog gets the best bone.
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.