Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.