Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
What man, loue me, loue me dog.