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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


John Updike | Pet Quotes
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Jesus Christ
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
Albert Camus
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.




Henry Summers
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Fritz Leiber
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
James Nicoll | Pet Quotes
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
Muammar Gaddafi
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Abraham Lincoln
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Karl Kraus
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Joseph Stalin
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Dennis Miller | Pet Quotes
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.




Halldor Laxness
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
T. H. White (Terence Hanbury)
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Ozzy Osbourne
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Thomas Stearns Eliot (T. S.)
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
Lawrence Taylor | Pet Quotes
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
Rudyard Kipling
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
Jay London
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
W. C. Fields
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
John Heywood
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.


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