Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?