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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Camille Paglia | Pet Quotes
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Teresa Heinz Kerry
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Mike Lange
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!




Charles Darwin
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
Rita Rudner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
John Heywood | Pet Quotes
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
Byron Katie
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Rita Rudner
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
Groucho Marx
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Christopher Smart | Pet Quotes
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.




Karl Kraus
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Halldor Laxness
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
George Herbert
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Ze Frank
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Carrie Underwood | Pet Quotes
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
Robert A. Heinlein
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Rudyard Kipling
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
Robert A. Heinlein
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Abraham Polonsky
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."


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