Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.