Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
The worst dog gets the best bone.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.