Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
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An empty house is like a stray dog or a body from which life has departed.
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."