Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or iŽll eat your dog!"
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.