Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.