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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Rudyard Kipling | Pet Quotes
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
Sherwood Anderson
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
Jack Kerouac
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.




Audrey Hepburn
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Robert A. Heinlein
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Ronald Reagan | Pet Quotes
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Terry Pratchett
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
James Carville
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Halldor Laxness
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
George Herbert
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
Ozzy Osbourne | Pet Quotes
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.




Tony Martin (comedian)
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Amanda Palmer
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Dorothy L. Sayers
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
Jack Kerouac
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Bill Bryson | Pet Quotes
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
Jay London
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
John Heywood
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Karl Kraus
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Charlie Brooker
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.


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