Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.