Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
It's a dog eat dog world.
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.