Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.