Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
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An empty house is like a stray dog or a body from which life has departed.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.