Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.