Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!