Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
The scalded dog feares cold water.
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.