Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
The worst dog gets the best bone.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.