Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.