Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?