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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Eddie Izzard | Pet Quotes
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Arsene Houssaye
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
Adam Smith
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.




Henry Summers
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Anonymous
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Thomas Fuller (writer) | Pet Quotes
Love me, love my Dog.
Miguel de Cervantes
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Alexander Pope
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
George H. W. Bush
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
Muhammad Reza Pahlavi
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
John Heywood | Pet Quotes
What man, loue me, loue me dog.




Janeane Garofalo
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
Anthony Burgess
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
John Heywood
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
John Heywood | Pet Quotes
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
Thomas Stearns Eliot (T. S.)
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
Richard Wright
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
Bob Dylan
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.


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