Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.