Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or iŽll eat your dog!"
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.