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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn | Pet Quotes
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
James Nicoll
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
Jack Gibson
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.




Jay London
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Alfred Denning
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Eddie Izzard | Pet Quotes
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Fritz Leiber
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Darby Conley
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
Ogden Nash
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
George Wither
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
Muhammad Reza Pahlavi | Pet Quotes
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.




Rita Rudner
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
John Heywood
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
William Blake
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
King of England John
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
Marilyn Monroe | Pet Quotes
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Robert A. Heinlein
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Ernest Hemingway
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
Franz Kafka
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.


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