Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.