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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Omid Djalili | Pet Quotes
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Darby Conley
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
Henry Carey
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!




Joseph Stalin
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Kate Bush
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Amanda Palmer | Pet Quotes
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Oliver Goldsmith
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
Robert Jordan
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
Leona Helmsley
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Oskar Schindler
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
Ogden Nash | Pet Quotes
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.




Jim Ross
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Byron Katie
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
George Herbert
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
Alexander Pope
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
Cat Stevens | Pet Quotes
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
Daniel Dumile
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Adam Smith
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
John Updike
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
John Osborne
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.


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