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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Bill Gates | Pet Quotes
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
Jack Kerouac
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Garth Nix
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."




Lawrence Taylor
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
Ogden Nash
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Phil Brooks | Pet Quotes
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or iŽll eat your dog!"
Dennis Miller
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Robert A. Heinlein
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Ben Jonson
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
Bill Bryson
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
Thomas Fuller (writer) | Pet Quotes
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.




Abraham Lincoln
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
George Herbert
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Avner Strauss
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
Harry S. Truman
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Muammar Gaddafi | Pet Quotes
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Steve Jobs
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Joseph Stalin
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Sherwood Anderson
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
Oliver Herford
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.


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