Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.