Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or iŽll eat your dog!"
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.