Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.