Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
An old cat sports not with her prey.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.