Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.