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George Herbert | Pet Quotes
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
William Blake
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.




Bill Bryson
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
Jack Kerouac
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Ingrid Newkirk | Pet Quotes
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Garth Nix
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
Mike Lange
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
James Nicoll
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
Darby Conley
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
Rita Rudner | Pet Quotes
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.




Dennis Miller
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Dr. Seuss
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
Anthony Burgess
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
Rachel Trachtenburg | Pet Quotes
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
Henry Summers
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Dorothy L. Sayers
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
John Heywood
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
Teresa Heinz Kerry
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.


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