Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
The worst dog gets the best bone.
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.