Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.