Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.