Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
It's a dog eat dog world.
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.