Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or iŽll eat your dog!"
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
The worst dog gets the best bone.
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.