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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Preston Manning | Pet Quotes
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
Karl Kraus
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Oliver Goldsmith
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.




Ronald Reagan
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Leona Helmsley
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Jack Gibson | Pet Quotes
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
Joe Bob Briggs
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Vladimir Nabokov
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Robert A. Heinlein
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Jesus Christ
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
Cat Stevens | Pet Quotes
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.




Harry S. Truman
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Bill Gates
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
Robert E. Howard
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
Darby Conley
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
Josh Billings | Pet Quotes
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Adam Smith
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
William Penn
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Carrie Underwood
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.


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