Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.