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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Henry Beard | Pet Quotes
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
George Wither
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
Muhammad Reza Pahlavi
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.




Steve Jobs
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Garth Nix
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
Dave Attell | Pet Quotes
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Marilyn Monroe
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Phil Brooks
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
Jay London
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Alphonse de Lamartine
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
Tony Martin (comedian) | Pet Quotes
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!




Jim Ross
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Darby Conley
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
Abraham Polonsky
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
Ingrid Newkirk
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
James Carville | Pet Quotes
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Abraham Lincoln
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Aldous Huxley
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Adam Smith
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Arsene Houssaye
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.


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