Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.