Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.