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Ingrid Newkirk | Pet Quotes
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Christopher Smart
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Isaac Leib Peretz
The worst dog gets the best bone.




Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
Miguel de Cervantes | Pet Quotes
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Charles Darwin
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Eddie Izzard
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Anton Chekhov
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
A. P. Herbert
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
Mark Twain | Pet Quotes
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.




Oliver Wendell Holmes
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
Oliver Goldsmith
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
Craig Ferguson
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
Dr. Seuss
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
John Updike | Pet Quotes
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
George Herbert
An old cat sports not with her prey.
Anthony Burgess
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Joseph Stalin
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Bill Gates
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.


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