Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
Always had more dogs than bones.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.