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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Jack Kerouac | Pet Quotes
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Joe Bob Briggs
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.




Garrison Keillor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Robert Jordan
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
Ozzy Osbourne | Pet Quotes
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
George Herbert
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
Aldous Huxley
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Abraham Lincoln
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Alexander Pope
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
Dorothy L. Sayers | Pet Quotes
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey




Robert E. Howard
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
George Herbert
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
Dr. Seuss
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Darby Conley
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
Rachel Trachtenburg
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
Rudyard Kipling
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
Cat Stevens
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
Charlie Brooker
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.


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