Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."