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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Robert Jordan | Pet Quotes
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
Robert A. Heinlein
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Josh Billings
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.




James Nicoll
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
Darby Conley
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
Thomas Fuller (writer) | Pet Quotes
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Christopher Moore
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Joseph Stalin
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Oliver Herford
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
George Herbert
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Mike Lange | Pet Quotes
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!




William Blake
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
Anonymous
It's a dog eat dog world.
Fritz Leiber
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Rhodri Morgan
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
Byron Katie | Pet Quotes
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
George Herbert
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
Halldor Laxness
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
Ozzy Osbourne
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Christopher Marlowe
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.


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