Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
It's a dog eat dog world.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.