Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
The worst dog gets the best bone.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.