Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.