Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.