Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.