Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.