Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or iŽll eat your dog!"
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?