Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)