Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.