Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.