Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.