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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Jonathan Swift | Pet Quotes
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
Karl Kraus
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Neil deGrasse Tyson
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?




Terry Pratchett
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Oliver Goldsmith
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
Ronald Reagan | Pet Quotes
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Henry Beard
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
William Penn
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Cat Stevens
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
Steven Wright
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
George Herbert | Pet Quotes
An old cat sports not with her prey.




Charlie Brooker
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
Jesus Christ
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
Garrison Keillor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Rudyard Kipling | Pet Quotes
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
Leona Helmsley
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Mike Lange
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
Mark Twain
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Bob Dylan
I met a white man who walked a black dog.


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