Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"