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Leona Helmsley | Pet Quotes
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Thorstein Veblen
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
Gertrude Stein
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.




Bill Bryson
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
George Wither
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
Edie Brickell | Pet Quotes
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
Clifford D. Simak
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
John Heywood
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Jack Kerouac
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Garrison Keillor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn | Pet Quotes
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.




James Thurber
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
George Herbert
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
Rachel Trachtenburg
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
Rita Rudner
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
Christopher Moore | Pet Quotes
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Anton Chekhov
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
Charles Darwin
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Paul Keating
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
Marilyn Monroe
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.


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