Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.