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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Bob Dylan | Pet Quotes
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
Robert E. Howard
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
Ernest Hemingway
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.




Tony Martin (comedian)
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Dave Attell
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Avner Strauss | Pet Quotes
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
Duke of Edinburgh Philip
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
George Herbert
An old cat sports not with her prey.
Garth Nix
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
Charlie Brooker
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Doris Lessing | Pet Quotes
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.




Joe Bob Briggs
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Joseph Stalin
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Christopher Moore
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Edie Brickell
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
Ozzy Osbourne | Pet Quotes
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Robert Jordan
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
Arsene Houssaye
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
Ursula K. Le Guin
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
Sherwood Anderson
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.


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