Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.