Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.