Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.