Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.