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Preston Manning | Pet Quotes
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
Muammar Gaddafi
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Christopher Moore
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.




Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
Omid Djalili
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
John Heywood | Pet Quotes
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
Oskar Schindler
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
Rachel Trachtenburg
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
Sherwood Anderson
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
Abraham Lincoln
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Tom Petty | Pet Quotes
Always had more dogs than bones.




Aesop Rock
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Eddie Izzard
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
W. C. Fields
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
John Heywood
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Robert Jordan | Pet Quotes
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
Daniel Dumile
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
Halldor Laxness
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.


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