Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."