Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.