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Aldous Huxley | Pet Quotes
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Alexander Pope
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
Bill Bryson
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.




Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
Josh Billings
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Christopher Moore | Pet Quotes
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Robert Jordan
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
Carrie Underwood
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
Neil deGrasse Tyson
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
Ingrid Newkirk
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
George Herbert | Pet Quotes
An old cat sports not with her prey.




Thomas Fuller (writer)
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Oskar Schindler
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
Anthony Burgess
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
George Herbert
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
Charles Darwin | Pet Quotes
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
Khalid ibn al-Walid
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
Robert A. Heinlein
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Fritz Leiber
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Robert Jordan
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.


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