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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Ozzy Osbourne | Pet Quotes
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Jesus Christ
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
Audrey Hepburn
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!




Edie Brickell
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
Bill Bryson
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
John Ray | Pet Quotes
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
Ursula K. Le Guin
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
Darby Conley
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
Aesop Rock
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
George Herbert
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.




Paul Keating
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
Robert A. Heinlein
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
Diogenes of Sinope
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
George Herbert
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
Muammar Gaddafi | Pet Quotes
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Miguel de Cervantes
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Christopher Marlowe
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
Alexander Pope
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
Oliver Herford
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.


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