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George Bernard Shaw | Pet Quotes
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Khalid ibn al-Walid
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
John Heywood
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.




Gertrude Stein
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
Christopher Hampton
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
Franz Kafka | Pet Quotes
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
Josh Billings
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
George Herbert
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Cees Nooteboom
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
Deng Xiaoping
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
Charles Darwin | Pet Quotes
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.




Robert A. Heinlein
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Jim Ross
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Dennis Miller
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Teresa Heinz Kerry
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Stephen Leacock | Pet Quotes
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
Craig Ferguson
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
William Penn
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Henry Summers
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Bill Bryson
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.


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