Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.