Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.