Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?