Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
The worst dog gets the best bone.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
What man, loue me, loue me dog.