Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?