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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Charlie Brooker | Pet Quotes
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Phil Brooks
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
Jack Kerouac
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.




John Osborne
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Daniel Dumile
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Rita Rudner | Pet Quotes
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Camille Paglia
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Carrie Underwood
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
Mark Twain
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Robert Frost
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
Rudyard Kipling | Pet Quotes
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.




Darby Conley
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
Tony Martin (comedian)
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Henry James
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
Neil deGrasse Tyson
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
A. P. Herbert | Pet Quotes
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
Anthony Burgess
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
Rita Rudner
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
Anton Chekhov
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
Thomas Gray
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?


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