Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
An old cat sports not with her prey.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.