Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
It's a dog eat dog world.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!