Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
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An empty house is like a stray dog or a body from which life has departed.
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.