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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Aesop Rock | Pet Quotes
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Robert A. Heinlein
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.




Jack Gibson
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
Anthony Burgess
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Ben Jonson | Pet Quotes
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
Muammar Gaddafi
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Jonathan Swift
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
Oliver Herford
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Clifford D. Simak
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
Charlie Brooker | Pet Quotes
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.




Michael Bloomberg
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
Leona Helmsley
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.

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Samuel(novelistButler
An empty house is like a stray dog or a body from which life has departed.
Byron Katie
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Oliver Wendell Holmes | Pet Quotes
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
John Heywood
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Robert E. Howard
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
Ozzy Osbourne
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Alexander Pope
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?


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