Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.