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Jack Kerouac | Pet Quotes
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
Stephen Leacock
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
Christopher Marlowe
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.




Jesus Christ
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
Steve Jobs
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Muhammad Reza Pahlavi | Pet Quotes
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
Oliver Goldsmith
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
Thornton Wilder
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
Bill Gates
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
Charles Darwin
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
Rudyard Kipling | Pet Quotes
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.




Joe Bob Briggs
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
Steven Wright
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Norbert Wiener
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
Robertson Davies | Pet Quotes
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
Phil Brooks
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
Rudyard Kipling
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
Jack Kerouac
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Oliver Herford
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.


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