Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
The worst dog gets the best bone.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.