Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.