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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Neil deGrasse Tyson | Pet Quotes
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
Daniel Dumile
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Phil Brooks
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"




Thorstein Veblen
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
Eddie Izzard | Pet Quotes
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Josh Billings
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Harry S. Truman
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Albert Camus
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
Ozzy Osbourne
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Joseph Stalin | Pet Quotes
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.




King of England John
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
Charlie Brooker
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Henry James
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
Rudyard Kipling
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
Janeane Garofalo | Pet Quotes
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
Darby Conley
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
George Herbert
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
John Heywood
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Aldous Huxley
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.


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