Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.