Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"