Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.