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James Nicoll | Pet Quotes
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
Amanda Palmer
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Anonymous
It's a dog eat dog world.




Claude Elwood Shannon
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.
George Herbert
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
Dennis Miller | Pet Quotes
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Darby Conley
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
Eddie Izzard
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Rudyard Kipling
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
John Donne
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Robert A. Heinlein | Pet Quotes
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.




Ronald Reagan
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Rita Rudner
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
Christopher Marlowe
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
Doris Lessing | Pet Quotes
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
Alphonse de Lamartine
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
Oliver Herford
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.


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