Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"