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Cat Stevens | Pet Quotes
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
Edie Brickell
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
Franz Kafka
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.




Robert A. Heinlein
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
Teresa Heinz Kerry | Pet Quotes
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Charles Darwin
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
Jesus Christ
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
Darby Conley
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
Lil Wayne
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
William Penn | Pet Quotes
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.




Dr. Seuss
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Halldor Laxness
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
Oliver Goldsmith
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
Marilyn Monroe
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
George Herbert | Pet Quotes
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
John Ray
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
Adam Smith
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Robert E. Howard
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.


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