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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Muammar Gaddafi | Pet Quotes
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
George Herbert
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
Terry Pratchett
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.




Fritz Leiber
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Deng Xiaoping
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
Adam Smith | Pet Quotes
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Janeane Garofalo
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
Darby Conley
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
George H. W. Bush
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
Ozzy Osbourne
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Byron Katie | Pet Quotes
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.




Sherwood Anderson
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
Christopher Moore
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Henry Summers
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Lord Byron
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
John Updike | Pet Quotes
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Paul Keating
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
Anonymous
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Rhodri Morgan
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
Eddie Izzard
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.


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