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I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
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An empty house is like a stray dog or a body from which life has departed.
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
The worst dog gets the best bone.