Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.