Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.