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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


George H. W. Bush | Pet Quotes
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
John Osborne
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
James Nicoll
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.




Darby Conley
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
Ingrid Newkirk
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Jay London | Pet Quotes
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Lord Byron
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
Kate Bush
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
Dennis Miller
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Doris Lessing | Pet Quotes
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.




Lawrence Taylor
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
Cees Nooteboom
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
Leona Helmsley
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Karl Kraus
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Robert A. Heinlein | Pet Quotes
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
James Thurber
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Love me, love my Dog.
Adam Smith
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Charles Darwin
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.


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