Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!