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Rudyard Kipling | Pet Quotes
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
Thomas Stearns Eliot (T. S.)
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
Oliver Goldsmith
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.




Cat Stevens
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
Miguel de Cervantes
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Vladimir Nabokov | Pet Quotes
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Robert Jordan
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
Eddie Izzard
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
John L. Lewis
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
Christopher Moore
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
John Heywood | Pet Quotes
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.




Anonymous
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Duke of Edinburgh Philip
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
John Heywood
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
Cat Stevens
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
Stephen Leacock | Pet Quotes
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
Alexander Pope
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
Rhodri Morgan
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
Anonymous
Every dog has his day.
Edie Brickell
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.


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