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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Alfred Denning | Pet Quotes
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Jack Kerouac
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
Robert A. Heinlein
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.




Ozzy Osbourne
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Ursula K. Le Guin
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
Omid Djalili | Pet Quotes
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
George Herbert
An old cat sports not with her prey.
George Wither
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
Sherwood Anderson
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
Phil Brooks
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
John Donne | Pet Quotes
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.




Neil deGrasse Tyson
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
John Heywood
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
Alexander Pope
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
Henry Beard
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
Mike Lange | Pet Quotes
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
Anonymous
It's a dog eat dog world.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
Thornton Wilder
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
William Penn
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.


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