Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
An old cat sports not with her prey.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
The worst dog gets the best bone.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.