Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Always had more dogs than bones.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.