Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.