Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
The worst dog gets the best bone.