Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."