Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
Always had more dogs than bones.
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.