Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.