Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
It's a dog eat dog world.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.