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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Charles Darwin | Pet Quotes
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Harry S. Truman
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Audrey Hepburn
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!




John Heywood
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
Oliver Herford
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Ronald Reagan | Pet Quotes
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
John Updike
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Fritz Leiber
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Alexander Pope
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
Sherwood Anderson
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
Clifford D. Simak | Pet Quotes
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.




T. H. White (Terence Hanbury)
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Ze Frank
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Thomas Gray
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
Tom Petty
Always had more dogs than bones.
Dorothy L. Sayers | Pet Quotes
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
Duke of Edinburgh Philip
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
Cat Stevens
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
Bill Gates
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
Paul Rosenfels
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.


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