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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Ze Frank | Pet Quotes
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Alexander Pope
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
Robert A. Heinlein
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.




Robert A. Heinlein
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
John Ray
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.

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An empty house is like a stray dog or a body from which life has departed.
Amanda Palmer
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Ernest Hemingway
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
Jesus Christ
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
A. P. Herbert
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
Ben Jonson | Pet Quotes
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.




Albert Camus
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
John Heywood
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
Janeane Garofalo
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
Henry Summers | Pet Quotes
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Abraham Polonsky
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
Garth Nix
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
Preston Manning
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
Jay London
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.


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