Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?