Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.