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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


George H. W. Bush | Pet Quotes
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
Leona Helmsley
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
John Updike
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.




Robert E. Howard
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
Darby Conley
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
Harry S. Truman | Pet Quotes
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
Alexander Pope
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
Thomas Fuller (writer)
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
W. C. Fields | Pet Quotes
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.




Eddie Izzard
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Robert A. Heinlein
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Jesus Christ
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
Robert A. Heinlein
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
A. P. Herbert
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
Oliver Herford
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Dennis Miller
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Robert Jordan
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.


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