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Richard Wright | Pet Quotes
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
Edie Brickell
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
Anthony Burgess
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.




Henry Carey
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Charlie Brooker
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Craig Ferguson | Pet Quotes
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
William Penn
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Charles Darwin
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Michael Bloomberg
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
Thorstein Veblen
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
Khalid ibn al-Walid | Pet Quotes
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !




Alexander Pope
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
Charles Darwin
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
Bill Bryson
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
George Herbert
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
John Donne | Pet Quotes
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Henry Summers
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Ozzy Osbourne
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
George Bernard Shaw
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Cat Stevens
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.


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