Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.