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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Jesse Owens | Pet Quotes
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
Omid Djalili
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Cat Stevens
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.




Garth Nix
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
John L. Lewis
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
Franz Kafka | Pet Quotes
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
Joseph Stalin
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Ze Frank
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Rita Rudner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
James Thurber
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
Cees Nooteboom | Pet Quotes
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)




Ozzy Osbourne
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Robert E. Howard
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
James Nicoll
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
Charles Darwin
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
Henry Carey | Pet Quotes
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Jonathan Swift
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
Stephen Leacock
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
Sherwood Anderson
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
Alfred Denning
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.


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