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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Omid Djalili | Pet Quotes
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Doris Lessing
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
Darby Conley
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)




Alexander Pope
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
Rudyard Kipling
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
Dave Attell | Pet Quotes
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Dr. Seuss
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Ze Frank
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Muhammad Reza Pahlavi
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
Norbert Wiener
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
Anonymous | Pet Quotes
It's a dog eat dog world.




Christopher Hampton
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
Garth Nix
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
Thomas Gray
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
George Herbert
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
King of England John | Pet Quotes
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
Darby Conley
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
James Nicoll
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
James Carville
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.


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