Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.