Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."