Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.