Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The worst dog gets the best bone.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.