Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or iŽll eat your dog!"
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.