Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.