Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.