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Audrey Hepburn | Pet Quotes
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
George Herbert
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
James Nicoll
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.




Christopher Marlowe
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
Doris Lessing
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
Aldous Huxley | Pet Quotes
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Henry Summers
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Aesop Rock
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Robert Jordan
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
John L. Lewis | Pet Quotes
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?




Ozzy Osbourne
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
Oliver Goldsmith
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
Deng Xiaoping
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
Robert Jordan | Pet Quotes
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
Charles Darwin
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
Diogenes of Sinope
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
Dr. Seuss
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Amanda Palmer
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.


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