Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Always had more dogs than bones.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.