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George Herbert | Pet Quotes
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
Muammar Gaddafi
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Janeane Garofalo
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"




James Nicoll
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
Lil Wayne
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Paul Keating | Pet Quotes
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
Jack Kerouac
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Alexander Pope
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
Aesop Rock
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Tony Martin (comedian) | Pet Quotes
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!




Byron Katie
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
George Herbert
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Terry Pratchett
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Carrie Underwood
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
Tom Petty | Pet Quotes
Always had more dogs than bones.
Robert A. Heinlein
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Dorothy L. Sayers
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
W. C. Fields
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
William Blake
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.


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