Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.