Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
Always had more dogs than bones.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!