Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
The worst dog gets the best bone.
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.