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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


James Carville | Pet Quotes
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Charlie Brooker
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Neil deGrasse Tyson
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?




Amanda Palmer
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Thomas Stearns Eliot (T. S.)
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
Thomas Fuller (writer) | Pet Quotes
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
James Thurber
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
Muhammad Reza Pahlavi
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
Anthony Burgess
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
Joe Bob Briggs
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Ogden Nash | Pet Quotes
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.




Rudyard Kipling
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
Darby Conley
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
Josh Billings
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Rachel Trachtenburg
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
Phil Brooks | Pet Quotes
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
George Herbert
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
Dorothy L. Sayers
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
Paul Keating
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.


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