Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or iŽll eat your dog!"
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!