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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
Toby Keith
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
Nicole Hollander
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...




Jack Gibson
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
Ozzy Osbourne
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Robert A. Heinlein | Pet Quotes
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
John Heywood
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
Harry S. Truman
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Leona Helmsley
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Bill Gates
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
Steve Jobs | Pet Quotes
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.




Phil Brooks
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or iŽll eat your dog!"
Norbert Wiener
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
Charles Darwin
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
George H. W. Bush
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
Anthony Burgess | Pet Quotes
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
John Heywood
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
Oliver Herford
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Miguel de Cervantes
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Daniel Dumile
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?


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