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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Omid Djalili | Pet Quotes
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
William Penn
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
John Updike
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.




Lil Wayne
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Christopher Hampton
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
Ronald Reagan | Pet Quotes
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
T. H. White (Terence Hanbury)
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Tony Martin (comedian)
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Mike Lange
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
Anonymous
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
George Herbert | Pet Quotes
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]




Steve Jobs
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
George Bernard Shaw
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Aldous Huxley
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Alexander Pope
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
Thomas Fuller (writer) | Pet Quotes
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
Fritz Leiber
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Robert E. Howard
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
Christopher Moore
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Jack Kerouac
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.


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