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George Herbert | Pet Quotes
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Anthony Burgess
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Rita Rudner
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.




Bill Bryson
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
George Herbert
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Albert Camus | Pet Quotes
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
Charles Darwin
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Tom Petty
Always had more dogs than bones.
Anthony Burgess
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
Omid Djalili
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
King of England John | Pet Quotes
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!




Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Charles Darwin
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
George Herbert
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
Ozzy Osbourne
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Phil Brooks | Pet Quotes
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or iŽll eat your dog!"
Robert A. Heinlein
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
Thomas Stearns Eliot (T. S.)
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
William Blake
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
John L. Lewis
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?


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