Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.