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Alphonse de Lamartine | Pet Quotes
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
Robert E. Howard
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
Jonathan Swift
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.




Ze Frank
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Neil deGrasse Tyson
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
Charlie Brooker | Pet Quotes
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Khalid ibn al-Walid
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
Richard Wright
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
Rita Rudner
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
Jay London
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Anthony Burgess | Pet Quotes
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.




Garth Nix
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
Thomas Gray
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
Alexander Pope
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
Arsene Houssaye | Pet Quotes
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
Daniel Dumile
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Robert Jordan
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
Janeane Garofalo
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
Oliver Herford
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.


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