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Alexander Pope | Pet Quotes
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
Fritz Leiber
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Josh Billings
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".




Aesop Rock
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Thomas Gray
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
Arsene Houssaye | Pet Quotes
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
Rita Rudner
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Isaac Leib Peretz
The worst dog gets the best bone.
Oliver Goldsmith | Pet Quotes
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.




Ronald Reagan
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
W. C. Fields
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Jay London
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
Anthony Burgess | Pet Quotes
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Henry Summers
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Ozzy Osbourne
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Josh Billings
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Rudyard Kipling
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.


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