Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.