Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.