Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.