Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
It's a dog eat dog world.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
The scalded dog feares cold water.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.