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Robert E. Howard | Pet Quotes
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
John Osborne
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Abraham Lincoln
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.




Michael Bloomberg
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
Jack Kerouac
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Amanda Palmer | Pet Quotes
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Henry Carey
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
George Herbert
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Diogenes of Sinope
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
Christopher Moore | Pet Quotes
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.




Dennis Miller
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Paolo Bacigalupi
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
George Herbert
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
Jonathan Swift
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
James Thurber | Pet Quotes
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
Dave Attell
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Miguel de Cervantes
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Christopher Smart
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.


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