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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Stephen Leacock | Pet Quotes
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
Robert Jordan
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
Robert A. Heinlein
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.




Lil Wayne
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Thomas Gray
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
Fritz Leiber | Pet Quotes
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Rita Rudner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Ingrid Newkirk
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Anthony Burgess
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Rudyard Kipling
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
Thorstein Veblen | Pet Quotes
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.




Robertson Davies
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
Gertrude Stein
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
Oskar Schindler
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
Ronald Reagan
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Omid Djalili | Pet Quotes
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Thomas Fuller (writer)
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
Christopher Smart
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Clifford D. Simak
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
Byron Katie
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.


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