Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or iŽll eat your dog!"
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
The worst dog gets the best bone.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.