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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Camille Paglia | Pet Quotes
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Oliver Herford
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Stephen Leacock
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.




Paul Keating
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
James Thurber
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
Thomas Fuller (writer) | Pet Quotes
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
Christopher Smart
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Rita Rudner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Cat Stevens
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
Jim Ross
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Muammar Gaddafi | Pet Quotes
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.




Tony Martin (comedian)
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Deng Xiaoping
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
James Nicoll
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
Halldor Laxness
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
Rudyard Kipling | Pet Quotes
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Anonymous
Every dog has his day.
Cees Nooteboom
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
Anonymous
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.


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