Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
Always had more dogs than bones.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.