Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
It's a dog eat dog world.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.