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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


George H. W. Bush | Pet Quotes
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
Kate Bush
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
James Nicoll
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.




Phil Brooks
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or iŽll eat your dog!"
Charlie Brooker
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Ronald Reagan | Pet Quotes
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Anthony Burgess
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
Jim Ross
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Norbert Wiener
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
Thomas Fuller (writer) | Pet Quotes
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.




Garth Nix
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
Rudyard Kipling
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
Janeane Garofalo | Pet Quotes
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
Stephen Leacock
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
Tom Petty
Always had more dogs than bones.
Craig Ferguson
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
Toby Keith
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.


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