Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
An old cat sports not with her prey.