Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.