Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Always had more dogs than bones.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
The scalded dog feares cold water.
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.