Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
The worst dog gets the best bone.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.