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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Christopher Hampton | Pet Quotes
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
Craig Ferguson
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
Garth Nix
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.




Jesse Owens
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
John Donne
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Alphonse de Lamartine | Pet Quotes
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
Paul Rosenfels
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
Camille Paglia
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Robert Jordan
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
Ernest Hemingway
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
James Carville | Pet Quotes
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.




John Ray
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
Khalid ibn al-Walid
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
Robert A. Heinlein
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Janeane Garofalo
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
Anthony Burgess | Pet Quotes
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Darby Conley
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
Anthony Burgess
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
Lawrence Taylor
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
Joe Bob Briggs
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.


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