Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.