Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.