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Ronald Reagan | Pet Quotes
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Christopher Hampton
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
Oskar Schindler
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?




George Bernard Shaw
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
James Thurber
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
George Herbert
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Ozzy Osbourne
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Franz Kafka | Pet Quotes
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.




Robert A. Heinlein
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Lord Byron
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
Deng Xiaoping
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
Charles Darwin
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Ingrid Newkirk | Pet Quotes
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Steve Jobs
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Abraham Lincoln
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Anton Chekhov
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
Josh Billings
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.


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