Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.