Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".