Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
It's a dog eat dog world.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.