Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
The scalded dog feares cold water.