Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?