Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.