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Robertson Davies | Pet Quotes
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
John Osborne
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Garrison Keillor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.




Charles Darwin
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
Michael Bloomberg
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
Robert E. Howard | Pet Quotes
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
Carrie Underwood
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
Mike Lange
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
Josh Billings
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Rita Rudner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
George Herbert | Pet Quotes
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.




Muammar Gaddafi
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Lord Byron
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
Rita Rudner
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
Avner Strauss
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
Anonymous | Pet Quotes
It's a dog eat dog world.
George Wither
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
George Bernard Shaw
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Janeane Garofalo
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
W. C. Fields
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.


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