Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.