Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
Always had more dogs than bones.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.