Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.