Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.