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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Alfred Denning | Pet Quotes
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Robert Jordan
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
Rachel Trachtenburg
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."




Thomas Fuller (writer)
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Thomas Stearns Eliot (T. S.)
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
James Carville | Pet Quotes
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
John L. Lewis
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
Alexander Pope
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
Dave Attell
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Paul Rosenfels
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
Joe Bob Briggs | Pet Quotes
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.




Jack Gibson
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
Carrie Underwood
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
Garth Nix
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
Ozzy Osbourne
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
George Bernard Shaw | Pet Quotes
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Robert Orben
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
Henry Carey
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Preston Manning
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
Teresa Heinz Kerry
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.


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