Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.