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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Henry Beard | Pet Quotes
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
Carrie Underwood
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
George Herbert
An old cat sports not with her prey.




Karl Kraus
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Leona Helmsley
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Ozzy Osbourne | Pet Quotes
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Jack Kerouac
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
Thomas Stearns Eliot (T. S.)
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
Thorstein Veblen
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
Vladimir Nabokov
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Josh Billings | Pet Quotes
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.




Oliver Goldsmith
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
Stephen Leacock
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
Tony Martin (comedian)
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
John Donne
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Alphonse de Lamartine | Pet Quotes
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
Jay London
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Robert Orben
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Love me, love my Dog.
Oskar Schindler
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?


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