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Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn | Pet Quotes
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
Rita Rudner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
George Herbert
The scalded dog feares cold water.




Preston Manning
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
Byron Katie
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
George Herbert | Pet Quotes
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Dennis Miller
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Robert Jordan
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
Omid Djalili
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Alexander Pope
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
Christopher Hampton | Pet Quotes
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.




Garth Nix
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
Dorothy L. Sayers
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
Paul Rosenfels
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
Craig Ferguson
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
Arsene Houssaye | Pet Quotes
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
Thorstein Veblen
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
Oliver Herford
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Mike Lange
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
George Herbert
An old cat sports not with her prey.


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