Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.