Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!