Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
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An empty house is like a stray dog or a body from which life has departed.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?