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Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.