Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
It's a dog eat dog world.
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.