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Vladimir Nabokov | Pet Quotes
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Jesus Christ
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
Camille Paglia
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.




James Thurber
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
Steven Wright
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Anton Chekhov | Pet Quotes
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
Eddie Izzard
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Henry James
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
Isaac Leib Peretz
The worst dog gets the best bone.
Christopher Hampton
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
George Bernard Shaw | Pet Quotes
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.




Michael Bloomberg
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
Tony Martin (comedian)
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Lil Wayne
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Deng Xiaoping | Pet Quotes
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
Darby Conley
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
Albert Camus
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
Josh Billings
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Robert A. Heinlein
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.


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