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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Thornton Wilder | Pet Quotes
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
John Osborne
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
George Wither
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.




Amanda Palmer
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Vladimir Nabokov
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Rita Rudner | Pet Quotes
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
T. H. White (Terence Hanbury)
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
William Penn
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
George Herbert
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
James Thurber
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
Claude Elwood Shannon | Pet Quotes
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.




Thomas Fuller (writer)
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
George Herbert
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Anthony Burgess
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
Jack Gibson
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
Deng Xiaoping | Pet Quotes
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
Dorothy L. Sayers
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
Leona Helmsley
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Aesop Rock
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Oskar Schindler
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?


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