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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Teresa Heinz Kerry | Pet Quotes
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Abraham Lincoln
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Lil Wayne
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.




Dr. Seuss
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Kate Bush
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
Thornton Wilder
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
Robert A. Heinlein
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
John Heywood
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
Anthony Burgess
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
John Ray | Pet Quotes
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.




Josh Billings
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Robertson Davies
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
Karl Kraus
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Arsene Houssaye
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
Muammar Gaddafi | Pet Quotes
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Rudyard Kipling
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
James Nicoll
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
W. C. Fields
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.


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