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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Stephen Leacock | Pet Quotes
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
Rhodri Morgan
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
Rita Rudner
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.




Karl Kraus
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Neil deGrasse Tyson
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
John Osborne | Pet Quotes
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Robert Frost
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
Gertrude Stein
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
Muhammad Reza Pahlavi
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
Jack Gibson
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
Mark Twain | Pet Quotes
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.




Ozzy Osbourne
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Isaac Leib Peretz
The worst dog gets the best bone.
Garth Nix
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
Lawrence Taylor
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
Rachel Trachtenburg | Pet Quotes
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
John Ray
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
Paul Rosenfels
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
Ingrid Newkirk
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.


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