Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.