Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.