Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
I met a white man who walked a black dog.