Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.