Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to barkhopeless.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or iŽll eat your dog!"
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.