Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.