Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.