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Isaac Leib Peretz | Pet Quotes
The worst dog gets the best bone.
Edie Brickell
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
Kate Bush
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.




Amanda Palmer
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Charles Darwin
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
Aldous Huxley | Pet Quotes
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Anthony Burgess
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
Cat Stevens
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
Gertrude Stein
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
Duke of Edinburgh Philip
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
Mike Lange | Pet Quotes
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!




Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
Lord Byron
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
Jesse Owens
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
James Carville
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Sherwood Anderson | Pet Quotes
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
Franz Kafka
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
Robert E. Howard
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
Alfred Denning
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
A. P. Herbert
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.


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