Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".