Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and
get more feet.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Always had more dogs than bones.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or iŽll eat your dog!"
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?