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John Osborne | Pet Quotes
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Dennis Miller
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Abraham Lincoln
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.




Eddie Izzard
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Bill Bryson
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
Jesus Christ | Pet Quotes
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
Garth Nix
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
Ozzy Osbourne
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
James Carville
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Lil Wayne
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Gertrude Stein | Pet Quotes
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.




Thomas Fuller (writer)
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
Dave Attell
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Vladimir Nabokov
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Adam Smith
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
Carrie Underwood
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
Henry Summers
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
George Herbert
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
Garth Nix
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.


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