Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
Always had more dogs than bones.
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.