Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
The worst dog gets the best bone.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.