Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
It's a dog eat dog world.
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.