Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.