Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.