Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.