Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?