Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Always had more dogs than bones.