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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Darby Conley | Pet Quotes
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
Steven Wright
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Anonymous
It's a dog eat dog world.




Oliver Wendell Holmes
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
Marilyn Monroe
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Robert Jordan | Pet Quotes
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
Robert Orben
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
Robert E. Howard
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
Mike Lange
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
Phil Brooks
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or iŽll eat your dog!"
Thomas Fuller (writer) | Pet Quotes
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.




Thomas Fuller (writer)
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
George Herbert
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
Aldous Huxley
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Henry Carey | Pet Quotes
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Garrison Keillor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Muhammad Reza Pahlavi
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Groucho Marx
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.


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