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Anton Chekhov | Pet Quotes
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
Craig Ferguson
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.




Darby Conley
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
Amanda Palmer
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Ogden Nash | Pet Quotes
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Joe Bob Briggs
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Jesse Owens
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
Jim Ross
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Darby Conley
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
Garth Nix | Pet Quotes
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.




Henry James
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
Albert Camus
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
James Carville
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
George Bernard Shaw
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Robert A. Heinlein | Pet Quotes
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
Halldor Laxness
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
Anthony Burgess
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Tom Petty
Always had more dogs than bones.
Anonymous
Every dog has his day.


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