Men always made crude jokes about people pissing their pants with fear, but in Sokolov’s experience, shitting the pants was more common if it was a straightforward matter of extreme emotional stress. Pants pissing was completely unproductive and suggested a total breakdown of elemental control. Pants shitting, on the other hand, voided the bowels and thereby made blood available to the brain and the large muscle groups that otherwise would have gone to the lower-priority activity of digestion. Sokolov could have forgiven Peter for shitting his pants, but if he had pissed his pants, then it really would have been necessary to get rid of him.
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I said to my wife "If I ever get like that, ya know, mumbling to myself and shitting my pants, shoot me." She said "F**king run, monkey boy!"
Lee Evans
My belt holds up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What the f**k’s really goin on down there? Who is the real hero?
Mitch Hedberg
He showed up, no shirt, the tightest pants you've ever seen, and his package was peeking out. ... And then, in the video we shot, you see it. Whenever anybody first sees the video, they're like, "What! Is! In! His! Pants!"
Iggy Pop
"And he's got this silly looking Santa hat on, next thing he's down at my pants. He's trying to pull the f**kin', the balls outta my pants!" (from "Santa's Delivery")
Jerky Boys
I was terrorized by the emotional requirements of being an actor. Acting is like letting your pants down; you're exposed.
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