Preston and Steve
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (in a Mariah Carey octave)
[in Anna Nicole voice]': How gay are you?
I remember the first time I saw an uncircumsized penis.
[in Anna Nicole voice]: Wanna benefit from the death of my son?
Steve: Some people make [Ian Ziering] the odds-on favorite to win Dancing with the Stars, because he's paired up with this girl, here.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Guess what I get to do?!?!
If I put that on, I get eaten worse.
I like to suck on them until there are just nuts left and its just nuts left on my tongue.
You have to suck those to the core.
I know a whole bunch of families that got AIDS... I mean lice!!!!
Steve: (in Stephen Hawking voice) The-name-of-the-dance-is-the-peppermint-twist. Bum-de-bum.
That idiot can't even get me off!
Preston: Ugh. I think I coughed something up. All right.
[in James Mason voice] Monkey throw feces! That's what monkey's do you know.
What was that?!?! All I wanted was some chili!
I'm really jamming it down there.
[James Mason voice]: I pick my ass for pleasure, not for defense. That's where the feces come in.
Preston: Oh, the one who won it before.