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Josh Billings (1818 – 1885)


Better known by his pen name Josh Billings, was an American humorist.
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Josh Billings
Mankind loves misterys--a hole in the ground, excites mor wonder than a star in the heavens.
Billings quotes
I hope i shall never hav so much reputashun that i shan't feel obliged to be alwus civil.
Billings
Ventilashun iz a good thing, but when a mank kant lay down and sleep in a 10 aker lot without taking down two lengths ov fence to let the wind in he iz alltogether too airish.




Billings Josh quotes
It iz comparitively eazy tew repent ov the sins that we hav committed, but tew repent ov thoze which we intend to commit, is asking tew mutch ov enny man, now days.
Billings Josh
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
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