Bill Allred
Bill Allred is one of the three hosts on Salt Lake City's Radio From Hell show.
I gotta go pinch off a norbit.
It's folks what juggle fire.
Nothing cleans my palette like a polka.
I've got a woolly worm for ya!
If it had been a pain in the ass, you wouldn’t be pregnant now.
I'm talking from my muff.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
I think I just got horny.
My gaydar has gone haywire.
We used to make condoms out of snow tires.
I let the baby drink the butter.
I don't believe the government has a knobby.
You know who Carrot-Top should be married to in a movie? Gallagher.
I'm telling you, if there were balls to be held, I held them.
I like boob-sweat. I have some right now.
Growing up with the runs.
It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.