Bill Allred
Bill Allred is one of the three hosts on Salt Lake City's Radio From Hell show.
Since my mother shaved her Hitler mustache, we look nothing alike.
Hey, Dad, I'm going to reassemble this magpie carcass.
She was no breath freshener, I can tell you that right now.
Nothing will wilt spinach like an Egyptian fart.
You know, that's the first time I've ever been able to smell a website.
Radio From Hell: A great alternative to toilet paper.
Being in love means never having to say 'giddy-up.'
Is that about farting zombies?
I don't care. I'm Mr. Buttons.
Her and her colostomy bag look forward to spending the holidays together.
You can't trust midgets, particularly gay-loving midgets.
I'm gonna go home and spank the clown.
Thanks, Tonto, for your help.
I've got a powerful thirst for some of that lactation.
Honey? Traffic's kinda busy and you're naked. Honey!?
Prince Albert can't keep it in the can.
There isn't anything on you, body or brain, that thinks.