Pet Quotes - page 6
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
The worst dog gets the best bone.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!