Pet Quotes - page 10
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!