Parenting Quotes - page 2
“I wish my parents took good care of their grow-op.”
There is a little of everything, apparently, in nature, and freaks are common.
That which parents should take care of... is to distinguish between the wants of fancy, and those of nature.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
I would say that compassion for our parents is the true sign of maturity.
Apparently, father was a Georgian when he was younger.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
Apparently, "conspiracy stuff" is now shorthand for unspeakable truth.
Belief in God is apparently a psychological artifact of mammalian reproduction.
Tuer un parent de qui l’on se plaint, c’est quelque chose; mais hériter de lui, c’est l? un plaisir!
The created World is but a small Parenthesis in Eternity.
For joy, apparently, it was all Franny could do to hold the phone, even with both hands.
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
God is no more intimidated by childish demands for instant gratification than are wise parents.
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
[Gates] apparently has made more money than anyone else his age, ever, in any business.