Movie Quotes - random
I get offered so many bad movies. And they're all raging queens or transvestites or Martians.
Once we were Programmers. Maybe our last best hope is a movie.
This movie was made by professionals. Do not attempt any of this behavior yourself.
"One does not attend this movie [The Ten Commandments]; one enlists in it."
If you plan to miss this movie, better miss it quickly; I doubt if it'll be around to miss for long.
A movie about the past is not the same as the past.
Theatre actors are just tolerated. You have to be a movie star to be a celebrity.
Sundance is weird. The movies are weird — you actually have to think about them when you watch them.
Writing a book is like masturbation, and making a movie is like an orgy.
It's not an old movie if you haven't seen it.
Great Holy Jesus--it looks like he fell into Kentucky Fried Movie. The Austin Road Trip.
You know who Carrot-Top should be married to in a movie? Gallagher.
Movies bore me, especially my own.
Hey son, don't look so glum. The goddam movie'd be awright if only had a few more shots of Robbie!
Editing makes or breaks a movie, you know.
These movies are like my children, except you can't remake my children in 3D to push up the grosses.
The title of this movie should be "Here's a Fish. You're Stupid."
"I would never see a good movie for the first time on television."
All you need for a movie is a gun and a girl.
Pearl Harbor the movie, arguably, was worse than the invasion itself.