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Jackie Mason

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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
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Quoted in Maxwell, Bill (2002-07-07). "In gloomy times, let's try to find a sense of humor". St. Petersburg Times. Retrieved on 2008-10-04. 

 
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