Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Woody Allen
Ah jist shrugged, -- Well, as one anarchist plumber sais tae the other: smash the cistern.
Irvine Welsh
When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
Rita Rudner
If you want a nine-to-five existence with weekends off then don't be a musician. I wouldn't be doing what I'm doing now if I had children. But it hasn't worked out like that.
Joanna MacGregor
I love to cook. I spend weekends reading cookbooks-it’s really my relaxation.
Ali Larter
Well all week long I'm a real nobody,
But I just punched out and its paycheck Friday,
Weekends here, good God almighty,
I'm going to get drunk and be somebody.Toby Keith
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Allende, Salvador
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