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Parenting Quotes - random


Larry Wall | Parenting Quotes
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
Richard Brinsley Sheridan
Sheer necessity,—the proper parent of an art so nearly allied to invention.
Arthur C. Clarke
Belief in God is apparently a psychological artifact of mammalian reproduction.




Mark Kingwell
For every apparent gain, in short, we now observe a balancing danger. This is the world we have created.
Doris Lessing
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.
Alfie Kohn | Parenting Quotes
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.
Clarence Day
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
Oscar Wilde
Children love their parents. Eventually they come to judge them. Rarely do they forgive them.
Elvis Presley
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
Peter Ustinov
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
Colette | Parenting Quotes
It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.




Ian Holloway
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.
Joey Comeau
I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.
Honore de Balzac
Tuer un parent de qui l’on se plaint, c’est quelque chose; mais hériter de lui, c’est l? un plaisir!
Ogden Nash
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
Linus Torvalds | Parenting Quotes
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
Cicero
Being and appearing grateful is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.
Alan Perlis
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
Claudette Colbert
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy—the mother.
Sir Thomas Browne
The created World is but a small Parenthesis in Eternity.


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