Parenting Quotes - random
This is my 48th award this year. Apparently when I reach 50 I can trade them in for a kettle.
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
I want my world to be fun. No parents, no rules, no nothing. Like, no one can stop me. No one can stop me.
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
We understand the importance of having the bondage between the parent and the child.
God is no more intimidated by childish demands for instant gratification than are wise parents.
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.
Apparently not. Jack Thompson
I am always amazed how much a certain facility with a special and apparently narrow technique can accomplish.
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
Our desires are never wholly transparent, even to ourselves.
Our children are better served by speaking not of visitation versus custody, but of parent time.
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
I hold that the parentheses are by far the most important parts of a non-business letter.
Parents: If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
Apparently, father was a Georgian when he was younger.
The whims that we're weeping for
Our parents would be beaten for.