Parenting Quotes - random
My parents believed that if you couldn't put it in a test tube, it didn't exist.
My parents migrated to Canada in 1876, and I decided to go with them.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
I would say that compassion for our parents is the true sign of maturity.
If parents would only realize how they bore their children!
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune ... to lose both seems like carelessness.
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
'Course, that doesn't work when 'a' contains parentheses.
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
For every apparent gain, in short, we now observe a balancing danger. This is the world we have created.
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.
"I think my parents were bewildered by my oddity." (p3)
The created World is but a small Parenthesis in Eternity.
That which parents should take care of... is to distinguish between the wants of fancy, and those of nature.
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.