Parenting Quotes - random
I gave all this to Dennis McCauley, but apparently he was too busy freelancing a boil to report it.
"Reverence for parents" stands written among the three laws of most revered righteousness.
There is a little of everything, apparently, in nature, and freaks are common.
We understand the importance of having the bondage between the parent and the child.
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.
Our children are better served by speaking not of visitation versus custody, but of parent time.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune ... to lose both seems like carelessness.
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
Great families of yesterday we show,
And lords whose parents were the Lord knows who.
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
We can wash people in the water all we want, but we can never wash their parents out of their hearts.
Apparent rari nantes in gurgite vasto.
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
Multiplicity is only apparent, in truth, there is only one mind...
I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.
Frugality may be termed the daughter of Prudence, the sister of Temperance and the parent of Liberty.
Children love their parents. Eventually they come to judge them. Rarely do they forgive them.