Parenting Quotes - random
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
Being and appearing grateful is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.
Change is the parent of progress.
That which parents should take care of... is to distinguish between the wants of fancy, and those of nature.
Parents are not interested in justice — they want QUIET!
We can wash people in the water all we want, but we can never wash their parents out of their hearts.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.
We write not only for children but also for their parents. They, too, are serious children.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Children love their parents. Eventually they come to judge them. Rarely do they forgive them.
The whims that we're weeping for
Our parents would be beaten for.
Certis * * * legibus omnia parent.
The created World is but a small Parenthesis in Eternity.
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.
It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.
I would say that compassion for our parents is the true sign of maturity.