Parenting Quotes - random
Parents: If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children.
All my parents gave me was their fumbly hands: I got their hands inside me to this day.
“I wish my parents took good care of their grow-op.”
Moonlighting was funny, innovative, genre-busting chaos. Also, apparently, unsustainable. Sigh.
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
Le sort fait les parents, la choix fait les amis.
This is my 48th award this year. Apparently when I reach 50 I can trade them in for a kettle.
Change is the parent of progress.
"I think my parents were bewildered by my oddity." (p3)
We won't win until the average parent believes drug reform protects kids better than the war on drugs.
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
My earliest memory is of feeling different. My parents told me that I wasn't like other children.
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
Apparent rari nantes in gurgite vasto.
I want my world to be fun. No parents, no rules, no nothing. Like, no one can stop me. No one can stop me.
Parents are not interested in justice — they want QUIET!
Style should be like window-glass, perfectly transparent, and with very little sash.
But her parents were certified weirdos and probably deserved such tactics.