Parenting Quotes - random
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.
Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.
Interviewer: How long do your parents usually let you stay up?
Moonlighting was funny, innovative, genre-busting chaos. Also, apparently, unsustainable. Sigh.
[Gates] apparently has made more money than anyone else his age, ever, in any business.
Apparently not. Jack Thompson
Oh, why will parents always appear at the wrong time? Some extraordinary mistake in nature, I suppose.
My parents believed that if you couldn't put it in a test tube, it didn't exist.
Livingstone apparently is that very odd and increasingly rare creature called a sincere liberal.
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
God is no more intimidated by childish demands for instant gratification than are wise parents.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
All my parents gave me was their fumbly hands: I got their hands inside me to this day.
Parents are not interested in justice — they want QUIET!
There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.
Apparently, father was a Georgian when he was younger.
The worst of doing one's duty was that it apparently unfitted one for doing anything else.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.