Parenting Quotes - random
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
Sheer necessity,—the proper parent of an art so nearly allied to invention.
Belief in God is apparently a psychological artifact of mammalian reproduction.
For every apparent gain, in short, we now observe a balancing danger. This is the world we have created.
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
Children love their parents. Eventually they come to judge them. Rarely do they forgive them.
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.
I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.
Tuer un parent de qui l’on se plaint, c’est quelque chose; mais hériter de lui, c’est l? un plaisir!
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
Being and appearing grateful is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy—the mother.
The created World is but a small Parenthesis in Eternity.