Parenting Quotes - random
Our desires are never wholly transparent, even to ourselves.
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
Certis * * * legibus omnia parent.
Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy—the mother.
Multiplicity is only apparent, in truth, there is only one mind...
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
All my parents gave me was their fumbly hands: I got their hands inside me to this day.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
Both parents’ rights must be in balance so children can grow up with a balance between both parents.
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
But her parents were certified weirdos and probably deserved such tactics.
Tuer un parent de qui l’on se plaint, c’est quelque chose; mais hériter de lui, c’est l? un plaisir!
My earliest memory is of feeling different. My parents told me that I wasn't like other children.
Children love their parents. Eventually they come to judge them. Rarely do they forgive them.
There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.
Oh, why will parents always appear at the wrong time? Some extraordinary mistake in nature, I suppose.
A parents' dissatisfaction causes poverty and leads to humiliation.
Frugality may be termed the daughter of Prudence, the sister of Temperance and the parent of Liberty.