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Kin Hubbard is dead. To us folks that attempt to write a little humor his death is just like Edison's would be to the world of invention. No man in our generation was within a mile of him, and I am so glad that I didn't wait for him to go to send flowers. I have said it from the stage and in print for twenty years. Just think — only two lines a day, yet he expressed more original philosophy in 'em than all the rest of the paper combined. What a kick Twain and all that gang will get out of Kin.
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Will Rogers in The New York Times (December 27, 1930)

 

Kin Hubbard (Frank McKinney Hubbard)

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Who are you, reader, reading my poems an hundred years hence?
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