I mean, girlfriends are trouble at this age.
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MTV News "Justin Bieber Says 'Girlfriends Are Trouble'", 16 September, 2010Justin Bieber
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Sinitta and Jackie are my family now. I don't think of them as ex-girlfriends anymore. They are an extension of my life... It must be infuriating, but I'd never change because my ex-girlfriends are so close I couldn't imagine life without them.
Simon Cowell
When a woman get pregnant, it's an issue between her and her girlfriends. When a woman get pregnant, her and her girlfriends form an abortion tribunal, and they vote on the child like it was Survivor. Then the first girlfriend throws in her two cents: "Child, you should have that baby, that man got some good hair, it's wavy, it's wavy." Then second girlfriend throws in her two cents: "Girl, why are we even talking about this? Ain't we supposed to go to Cancun next weekend? Get rid of that baby." And that's how life is decided in America.
Chris Rock
“Calvin, what kind of trouble are you planning to make?”
“No trouble at all,” said Calvin, annoyed. “Why do you think I want to cause trouble?”
“Because you are awake.”Orson Scott Card
I used to think I was great in bed until I discovered that all my girlfriends suffered from asthma.
Jerry Sadowitz
All the boys in rehab are totally available because their girlfriends have all given up on them. It's fantastic.
Nicole Richie
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