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Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it… it says "Chicken... by the Sea".
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While eating "Chicken of the Sea" canned tuna
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Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica, "Newlyweds Clean House" [1.01], 19 August 2003

 

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