Humor Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.
My sense of humor is the raunchier, inappropriate kind. It's so much funnier than the quirky stuff.
The whole nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it.
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities.
It is the uncensored sense of humor...which is the ultimate therapy for man in society.
If man had more of a sense of humor, things might have turned out differently.
The joy of his column was not that it was side-splitting humor, but that he made you smile.
What I learned from her, really, was having a sense of humour and knowing how important laughter was.
[W]ithout humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop, let alone a nation.
I'm a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I'm working.
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that Humour excites in those who lack it.
Cynicism is humour in ill health.
According as the man is, so must you humor him.
His style of humor is unique and, like the taste of an avocado, a little hard to describe.
President Ford used humor a great deal.
I often found him warm and humourous.
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
A God who cannot smile, could not have created this humorous universe.
Good humour may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in society.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.