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Humor Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Andre Maurois | Humor Quotes
The whole reason of this War is because the Germans have no sense of humor.
Virginia Woolf
Humour is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
Robert Orben
President Ford used humor a great deal.




Thomas Fuller (writer)
Better have an old Man to humour, than a young Rake to break your Heart.
Horace Walpole
The whole nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it.
Erica Jong | Humor Quotes
Humor is a survival tool.
Sri Aurobindo
A God who cannot smile, could not have created this humorous universe.
Katherine Heigl
My sense of humor is the raunchier, inappropriate kind. It's so much funnier than the quirky stuff.
Eric Idle
Basically, the Germans came to us and said, "We don't have a sense of humour."
Stanislaw Lem
If man had more of a sense of humor, things might have turned out differently.
Peter Sellers | Humor Quotes
I'm a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I'm working.




H. G. Wells (Herbert George)
Cynicism is humour in ill health.
Thomas R. Marshall
An unfriendly fairy godmother presented him with a keen sense of humor. Nothing is more fatal in politics.
Rudolf Hess
I often found him warm and humourous.
Herman Wouk
I regard the writing of humor as a supreme artistic challenge.
Khalil Gibran | Humor Quotes
A sense of humour is a sense of proportion.
John Buchan
[W]ithout humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop, let alone a nation.
Fred Shero
Arrive at the net with the puck and in ill humor.
Nick Hornby
What if a sense of humour is like hair — something a lot of man lose as they get older?
Jean Cocteau
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities.


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