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Humor Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Bel Kaufman | Humor Quotes
I had used my sense of humor; I had called it proportion, perspective. But perspective is distance.
Daniel Abraham
The enlisted guys will be okay, but the officers get the sense of humor trained out of ’em.
Stanislaw Lem
If man had more of a sense of humor, things might have turned out differently.




Emil Cioran
The ideal being? An angel ravaged by humor.
William Makepeace Thackeray
Good humour may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in society.
Robert A. Heinlein | Humor Quotes
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Robert Orben
President Ford used humor a great deal.
George Saintsbury
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that Humour excites in those who lack it.
Hermann Goring
If I didn't have a sense of humor, how could I stand this trial now?
Romain Gary
Humour is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Max Beerbohm | Humor Quotes
I was a modest, good-humoured boy. It is Oxford that has made me insufferable.




Khalil Gibran
A sense of humour is a sense of proportion.
J. D. Salinger
He said I was unequipped to meet life because I had no sense of humor.
Mignon McLaughlin
In the theatre, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.
Robert Benchley
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
Thomas R. Marshall | Humor Quotes
An unfriendly fairy godmother presented him with a keen sense of humor. Nothing is more fatal in politics.
Anne Bancroft
You don't marry Mel Brooks, if you don't have a sense of humor.
Jimmy Carr
His idea of wit is a barrage of filth and the sort of humour most men grow out of in their teens.
A. Whitney Brown
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
Rudolf Hess
I often found him warm and humourous.


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