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Robert Benchley | Humor Quotes
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
Colette
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Anne Bancroft
You don't marry Mel Brooks, if you don't have a sense of humor.




A. Whitney Brown
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
Edward Albee
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humour.
Peter Sellers | Humor Quotes
I'm a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I'm working.
George Saintsbury
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that Humour excites in those who lack it.
Raymond Smullyan
Medical opinions differed as to the cause of this "humor" disease.
George Santayana
England is the paradise of individuality, eccentricity, heresy, anomalies, hobbies, and humors.
Robert A. Heinlein
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Max Beerbohm | Humor Quotes
I was a modest, good-humoured boy. It is Oxford that has made me insufferable.




J. D. Salinger
He said I was unequipped to meet life because I had no sense of humor.
Andre Maurois
The whole reason of this War is because the Germans have no sense of humor.
John Buchan
[W]ithout humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop, let alone a nation.
Hermann Goring
If I didn't have a sense of humor, how could I stand this trial now?
John Weiss | Humor Quotes
Irony is jesting hidden behind gravity. Humor is gravity concealed behind the jest.
Nick Hornby
What if a sense of humour is like hair — something a lot of man lose as they get older?
Man Ray
I have been accused of being a joker. But the most successful art to me involves humor.
James Thurber
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
Virginia Woolf
Humour is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.


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