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Humor Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Jesse Ventura | Humor Quotes
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.
Will Cuppy
His style of humor is unique and, like the taste of an avocado, a little hard to describe.
Jean Cocteau
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities.




Herman Wouk
I regard the writing of humor as a supreme artistic challenge.
Robert A. Heinlein
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Erica Jong | Humor Quotes
Humor is a survival tool.
Thomas R. Marshall
An unfriendly fairy godmother presented him with a keen sense of humor. Nothing is more fatal in politics.
H. G. Wells (Herbert George)
Cynicism is humour in ill health.
Daniel Abraham
The enlisted guys will be okay, but the officers get the sense of humor trained out of ’em.
Jimmy Carr
His idea of wit is a barrage of filth and the sort of humour most men grow out of in their teens.
Terence | Humor Quotes
According as the man is, so must you humor him.




George Saintsbury
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that Humour excites in those who lack it.
Edie Sedgwick
Her looks, her expressions, I think, were her sense of humour.
Rudolf Hess
I often found him warm and humourous.
Mignon McLaughlin
In the theatre, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.
Good humour may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in society.
Robert Benchley
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
Eric Idle
Basically, the Germans came to us and said, "We don't have a sense of humour."
Oliver Goldsmith
The best-humour'd man, with the worst-humour'd Muse.
John Buchan
[W]ithout humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop, let alone a nation.


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