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Humor Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Robert A. Heinlein | Humor Quotes
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Rudolf Hess
I often found him warm and humourous.
Hermann Goring
If I didn't have a sense of humor, how could I stand this trial now?




A. Whitney Brown
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
Edie Sedgwick
Her looks, her expressions, I think, were her sense of humour.
James Thurber | Humor Quotes
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
John Weiss
Irony is jesting hidden behind gravity. Humor is gravity concealed behind the jest.
Robert Benchley
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
Thomas R. Marshall
An unfriendly fairy godmother presented him with a keen sense of humor. Nothing is more fatal in politics.
H. G. Wells (Herbert George)
Cynicism is humour in ill health.
Katherine Heigl | Humor Quotes
My sense of humor is the raunchier, inappropriate kind. It's so much funnier than the quirky stuff.




Raymond Smullyan
Humor could not flourish in a wholly serious and rational atmosphere.
J. D. Salinger
He said I was unequipped to meet life because I had no sense of humor.
Jesse Ventura
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.
Robert Orben
President Ford used humor a great deal.
Andre Maurois | Humor Quotes
The whole reason of this War is because the Germans have no sense of humor.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Better have an old Man to humour, than a young Rake to break your Heart.
Tom Robbins
A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised.
Bel Kaufman
I had used my sense of humor; I had called it proportion, perspective. But perspective is distance.
Anne Bancroft
What I learned from her, really, was having a sense of humour and knowing how important laughter was.


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