Humor Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that Humour excites in those who lack it.
Better have an old Man to humour, than a young Rake to break your Heart.
Humour is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
The ideal being? An angel ravaged by humor.
I was a modest, good-humoured boy. It is Oxford that has made me insufferable.
[W]ithout humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop, let alone a nation.
England is the paradise of individuality, eccentricity, heresy, anomalies, hobbies, and humors.
A God who cannot smile, could not have created this humorous universe.
What if a sense of humour is like hair — something a lot of man lose as they get older?
His idea of wit is a barrage of filth and the sort of humour most men grow out of in their teens.
Cynicism is humour in ill health.
The enlisted guys will be okay, but the officers get the sense of humor trained out of ’em.
Good humour may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in society.
If man had more of a sense of humor, things might have turned out differently.
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
I'm a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I'm working.
My sense of humor is the raunchier, inappropriate kind. It's so much funnier than the quirky stuff.
Humor is a survival tool.
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.