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Humor Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Andre Maurois | Humor Quotes
The whole reason of this War is because the Germans have no sense of humor.
Erica Jong
Humor is a survival tool.
Sri Aurobindo
A God who cannot smile, could not have created this humorous universe.




Rudolf Hess
I often found him warm and humourous.
J. D. Salinger
He said I was unequipped to meet life because I had no sense of humor.
Jesse Ventura | Humor Quotes
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.
Robert A. Heinlein
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Hermann Goring
If I didn't have a sense of humor, how could I stand this trial now?
Mignon McLaughlin
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
Tom Robbins
A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised.
Jean Cocteau | Humor Quotes
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities.




John Buchan
[W]ithout humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop, let alone a nation.
Edward de Bono
Humour is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Anne Bancroft
What I learned from her, really, was having a sense of humour and knowing how important laughter was.
Peter Sellers
I'm a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I'm working.
Eric Idle | Humor Quotes
Basically, the Germans came to us and said, "We don't have a sense of humour."
Khalil Gibran
A sense of humour is a sense of proportion.
Robert Benchley
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
Stanislaw Lem
If man had more of a sense of humor, things might have turned out differently.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Better have an old Man to humour, than a young Rake to break your Heart.


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