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Humor Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Katherine Heigl | Humor Quotes
My sense of humor is the raunchier, inappropriate kind. It's so much funnier than the quirky stuff.
Horace Walpole
The whole nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it.
John Weiss
Irony is jesting hidden behind gravity. Humor is gravity concealed behind the jest.




Andre Maurois
The whole reason of this War is because the Germans have no sense of humor.
H. G. Wells (Herbert George)
Cynicism is humour in ill health.
Robert Orben | Humor Quotes
President Ford used humor a great deal.
Fred Shero
Arrive at the net with the puck and in ill humor.
Rudolf Hess
I often found him warm and humourous.
Edie Sedgwick
Her looks, her expressions, I think, were her sense of humour.
Robert A. Heinlein
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
A. Whitney Brown | Humor Quotes
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.




Khalil Gibran
A sense of humour is a sense of proportion.
Jean Cocteau
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities.
Daniel Abraham
The enlisted guys will be okay, but the officers get the sense of humor trained out of ’em.
John Waters
Life is nothing without a good sense of humor.
Erica Jong | Humor Quotes
Humor is a survival tool.
Thomas R. Marshall
An unfriendly fairy godmother presented him with a keen sense of humor. Nothing is more fatal in politics.
Jimmy Carr
His idea of wit is a barrage of filth and the sort of humour most men grow out of in their teens.
Robert Benchley
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
James Thurber
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.


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