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Humor Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Katherine Heigl | Humor Quotes
My sense of humor is the raunchier, inappropriate kind. It's so much funnier than the quirky stuff.
John Buchan
[W]ithout humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop, let alone a nation.
James Thurber
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.




Colette
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Novalis
Never was he seen languid or exhausted, never out of spirits or out of humor.
Oliver Goldsmith | Humor Quotes
The best-humour'd man, with the worst-humour'd Muse.
Daniel Abraham
The enlisted guys will be okay, but the officers get the sense of humor trained out of ’em.
Fred Shero
Arrive at the net with the puck and in ill humor.
Man Ray
I have been accused of being a joker. But the most successful art to me involves humor.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Better have an old Man to humour, than a young Rake to break your Heart.
George Santayana | Humor Quotes
England is the paradise of individuality, eccentricity, heresy, anomalies, hobbies, and humors.




Romain Gary
Humour is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
John Waters
Life is nothing without a good sense of humor.
Evan Esar
It is the uncensored sense of humor...which is the ultimate therapy for man in society.
Sri Aurobindo
A God who cannot smile, could not have created this humorous universe.
Raymond Smullyan | Humor Quotes
Medical opinions differed as to the cause of this "humor" disease.
Art Buchwald
The joy of his column was not that it was side-splitting humor, but that he made you smile.
Emil Cioran
The ideal being? An angel ravaged by humor.
Kurt Vonnegut
Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.
Jesse Ventura
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.


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