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Nick Hornby | Humor Quotes
What if a sense of humour is like hair — something a lot of man lose as they get older?
Eric Idle
Basically, the Germans came to us and said, "We don't have a sense of humour."
Virginia Woolf
Humour is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.




Emil Cioran
The ideal being? An angel ravaged by humor.
Jean Cocteau
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities.
Raymond Smullyan | Humor Quotes
Medical opinions differed as to the cause of this "humor" disease.
Hermann Goring
If I didn't have a sense of humor, how could I stand this trial now?
Colette
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
John Waters
Life is nothing without a good sense of humor.
Thomas R. Marshall
An unfriendly fairy godmother presented him with a keen sense of humor. Nothing is more fatal in politics.
Rudolf Hess | Humor Quotes
I often found him warm and humourous.




Khalil Gibran
A sense of humour is a sense of proportion.
H. G. Wells (Herbert George)
Cynicism is humour in ill health.
Edward Albee
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humour.
Jesse Ventura
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.
George Santayana | Humor Quotes
England is the paradise of individuality, eccentricity, heresy, anomalies, hobbies, and humors.
Andre Maurois
The whole reason of this War is because the Germans have no sense of humor.
Romain Gary
Humour is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Fred Shero
Arrive at the net with the puck and in ill humor.
George Saintsbury
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that Humour excites in those who lack it.


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