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Humor Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Jesse Ventura | Humor Quotes
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.
Novalis
Never was he seen languid or exhausted, never out of spirits or out of humor.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Better have an old Man to humour, than a young Rake to break your Heart.




Peter Sellers
I'm a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I'm working.
Edward de Bono
Humour is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Good humour may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in society.
J. D. Salinger
He said I was unequipped to meet life because I had no sense of humor.
Will Cuppy
He had the haunted look of the true humorist.
Anne Bancroft
What I learned from her, really, was having a sense of humour and knowing how important laughter was.
Raymond Smullyan
Medical opinions differed as to the cause of this "humor" disease.
George Santayana | Humor Quotes
England is the paradise of individuality, eccentricity, heresy, anomalies, hobbies, and humors.




Emil Cioran
The ideal being? An angel ravaged by humor.
Katherine Heigl
My sense of humor is the raunchier, inappropriate kind. It's so much funnier than the quirky stuff.
Sri Aurobindo
A God who cannot smile, could not have created this humorous universe.
Robert Benchley
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
Max Beerbohm | Humor Quotes
I was a modest, good-humoured boy. It is Oxford that has made me insufferable.
Mignon McLaughlin
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
Raymond Smullyan
Humor could not flourish in a wholly serious and rational atmosphere.
Evan Esar
It is the uncensored sense of humor...which is the ultimate therapy for man in society.
Fred Shero
Arrive at the net with the puck and in ill humor.


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