Humor Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
[W]ithout humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop, let alone a nation.
According as the man is, so must you humor him.
He had the haunted look of the true humorist.
Never was he seen languid or exhausted, never out of spirits or out of humor.
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Arrive at the net with the puck and in ill humor.
His idea of wit is a barrage of filth and the sort of humour most men grow out of in their teens.
He said I was unequipped to meet life because I had no sense of humor.
Humour is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Better have an old Man to humour, than a young Rake to break your Heart.
The whole nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it.
I was a modest, good-humoured boy. It is Oxford that has made me insufferable.
I had used my sense of humor; I had called it proportion, perspective. But perspective is distance.
The best-humour'd man, with the worst-humour'd Muse.
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
What if a sense of humour is like hair — something a lot of man lose as they get older?
I'm a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I'm working.