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Humor Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Jesse Ventura | Humor Quotes
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Better have an old Man to humour, than a young Rake to break your Heart.
Colette
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.




Edie Sedgwick
Her looks, her expressions, I think, were her sense of humour.
Raymond Smullyan
Medical opinions differed as to the cause of this "humor" disease.
Sri Aurobindo | Humor Quotes
A God who cannot smile, could not have created this humorous universe.
Jimmy Carr
His idea of wit is a barrage of filth and the sort of humour most men grow out of in their teens.
H. G. Wells (Herbert George)
Cynicism is humour in ill health.
Rudolf Hess
I often found him warm and humourous.
Fred Shero
Arrive at the net with the puck and in ill humor.
Nick Hornby | Humor Quotes
What if a sense of humour is like hair — something a lot of man lose as they get older?




Art Buchwald
The joy of his column was not that it was side-splitting humor, but that he made you smile.
Oliver Goldsmith
The best-humour'd man, with the worst-humour'd Muse.
Virginia Woolf
Humour is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
Anne Bancroft
What I learned from her, really, was having a sense of humour and knowing how important laughter was.
Emil Cioran | Humor Quotes
The ideal being? An angel ravaged by humor.
William Makepeace Thackeray
Good humour may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in society.
Daniel Abraham
The enlisted guys will be okay, but the officers get the sense of humor trained out of ’em.
Peter Sellers
I'm a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I'm working.
Hermann Goring
If I didn't have a sense of humor, how could I stand this trial now?


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